Donald Trump has come up with a new TV show idea that some Hollywood producers love – since they are the slimiest scum of all – and Trump has tons of them in his pocket.
Burning Bikini Witches!
That’s right, all contestants will be female and hot – as determined by Trump or some other pervert he employs, whether male or female, don’t matter – and they will have to wear a bikini chosen by the show, and then they get tied to a stake and a fire is lit and then … CAN THEY ESCAPE before the flames reaches their ankles?
It’ll be tougher than a Japanese game show – and those are famous for getting people seriously hurt!
No one can hurt on live television like an American can! It’s not going to be all game shows and reality shows – someone’s gotta feel pain when Trump is in control.
So ladies … get your asses to the gym and make Trump want you … for his show! Can you escape the flames of Trump? The clock is ticking …
