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Funny story: Trump Didn't Use Access Hollywood Greeting For Queen

Trump Didn't Use Access Hollywood Greeting For Queen

People speculate whether the rumor's possible that Trump used his Access Hollywood greeting for the Queen, then saying, “Hi!” He once bragged on that tape, "When you're a star, you can do anything. Grab them by the pussy." No one at the Palace...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Deploys Thermal Lances In Emergency Fatberg Removal

Buckingham Palace Deploys Thermal Lances In Emergency Fatberg Removal

London, UK - (Hellfire Mess): Flunkies charged with removing a reported 50-ton fartberg from under Buckingham Palace have brought in oxyacetylene torches to avert a potential environmental disaster following 100 years’ continuous service by Her Maje...

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Funny story: Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

A number of obscure and secretive positions are going vacant at Buckingham Palace, following the flight of European Union citizens and subsequent loss of cheap labour from the "United" Kingdom. Palace management has been forced to open up its recruit...

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Funny story: Trump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen

Trump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen

Reports have emerged that Donald Trump's recent meeting with the Queen was not as uneventful as we were led to believe. A source close to the Royal household has told Spoofflé that as the President attempted to kiss Her Majesty, one of her corgis...

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Funny story: Queen Cancels Trump Visit

Queen Cancels Trump Visit

The Queen’s secretary announced she had withdrawn her invitation to have tea with Donald Trump. What initially started out as a full-scale State Visit with tiaras and a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, (a Trump request) was previously reduced to a...

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Funny story: Queen to have "glory holes" installed at Buckingham Palace

Queen to have "glory holes" installed at Buckingham Palace

The Queen has announced an upgrade to Buckingham Palace to allow visitors to enjoy "glory holes". The Palace has been extensively renovated in recent years, and is now having new features added to make it more comfortable. A spokesman for the Pala...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

London, UK In a story leaked by a reliable source, it is reported that Prince Philip is unable to keep up with the Queen and he knows that, since the Queen is even stronger than her mother was, she will probably remain at work for at least another 20...

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Funny story: Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

The Jimmy Savile Inquiry into paedophilia that has been ongoing since October 2012 has been officially closed. Sir Winston Pike conducting the inquiry said that the case has been officially closed from lack of reliable evidence. "After due consul...

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Funny story: Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Members of the royal family and local security picked up the Queen yesterday after she went missing from Buckingham Palace. Palace guards reported her gone at lunch time shortly after Sunday mass. Prince Charles and Camilla then drove round the...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Reaches Out to Prince Andrew

Bill Cosby Reaches Out to Prince Andrew

Buckingham Palace, London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that even though Prince Andrew has never done anything wrong with any underage sex slaves, Sarah Ferguson, retired Duchess of York, will still be standing by him, but won't be provi...

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Funny story: Royal "Mole" Jailed For Treason

Royal "Mole" Jailed For Treason

Britain's Royal Family yesterday imprisoned a "mole" in the Tower of London. Normally people taken to the infamous "Tower" are fast tracked for beheading by Chelsea Pensioners or Beefeaters as they are usually called. The Mole, found burrowing und...

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Funny story: Plastic Covers To Be Fitted To Valuable Furniture And Carpets In Buckingham Palace As Corgi Damage Exceeds £20m

Plastic Covers To Be Fitted To Valuable Furniture And Carpets In Buckingham Palace As Corgi Damage Exceeds £20m

Kept from the public eye for decades, the extent of damage to furniture and carpets at Buckingham Palace has been revealed by ex-maid, Eileen Over in her serialised memoirs. The revelations, from the book, "Please Housetrain One's Corgis" ISBN A23PIS...

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Funny story: Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Buckingham Palace will be the venue for this year's Royal Christmas Eve Turkey Shoot. Prince Philip will fire a cannon to disturb 5000 turkeys, making them fly as easy targets across the special garden party arsenal of armed toffs. This year's...

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Funny story: Prince Phillip's Hands Stuck Behind His Back For 3 Hours In Derrek Brown Stunt

Prince Phillip's Hands Stuck Behind His Back For 3 Hours In Derrek Brown Stunt

A Royal Performance by a mixture of Variety and Illusionist acts to mark Prince Phillip's Lifetime Award for not doing very much was topped by a spectacular hypnotic trick by Derrek Brown. Prince Phillip was convinced by Brown that his hands were...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Using Craigslist for Royal Palace Furnishings

Kate Middleton Using Craigslist for Royal Palace Furnishings

London, EN Kate Middleton, future queen of England, who recently used Craigslist to find a new nanny for Prince George, has been taking advantage of Craigslist to bargain-hunt for furnishings for the various royal palaces. As of last week, she has purchased: -382 sets of drapes for Buckingham Palace and some kilts for Balmoral. -A new love seat, French Provincial chairs, and a few Queen...

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Funny story: Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources from Buckingham Palace announced that a flash mob appeared in Queen Elizabeth's bedchamber at the palace in the wee hours Monday night. Apparently, the Queen awoke to the sound of her corgis' loud barking, and was able...

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Funny story: Landslip reveals remains of Nazi concentration camp under Buckingham Palace

Landslip reveals remains of Nazi concentration camp under Buckingham Palace

London, UK - A bloody great big swastika-shaped hole has appeared slap bang in the middle of the Buckingham Palace lawn following a torrential deluge last night. Courtiers reported that at around a quarter to nine on Sunday an immensely creepy suc...

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