Feminine Jihad

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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Let Them Rule for the Next 1000 Years ...

The strict Muslim countries might show the world. (Holy irony, batman!)

Women in Iran are sick and tired and bringing the pain to the men who rule them with an iron boot heel. Some women in Afghanistan must have seen their Iranian counterparts and said, “Hell yah, fuck this shit! We want an education! Jihad the Taliban!”

Now, will women around the world take up arms against a sea of troubling men? Chinese women, North Korean women, American women of the Deep South … throw off those shackles and kick some men in the balls. You know where it really hurts them.

Lorena Bobbitt may soon be turned into an icon. And men are cupping their balls and running scared … like little brothers who got beaten up by their big sisters.

Could you imagine a world in which every nation is led by a woman? Where women led militaries? Where women are allowed to play pro sports alongside men? (You afraid we’ll get hurt, you big brave strong man? The girls will slip between your legs, punch your nutsack, take the ball, and it’s in for the win! Scoooooooooooore!)

I’m no John Lennon, but … Imagine a world in which there were no men …

(Yes, I realize, many women will become fucking assholes, like Boebert and Greene and that fascist in Italy and Truss, but still, a level playing field is better than one that’s crooked.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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