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Funny story: Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court. Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival,...

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Funny story: Paradise Unsure of What to Do With Martyr Couple

Paradise Unsure of What to Do With Martyr Couple

"This has us stumped," said a spokesangel in Paradise. "I mean, do we give them each seventy-two virgins? Do we make them share the same seventy-two? In the latter case, should there be thirty-six male virgins and thirty-six female?" "Or, do w...

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Funny story: Jihadis Attempt to Blow Up Great Pyramid, Extra-Terrestrials Return Fire!

Jihadis Attempt to Blow Up Great Pyramid, Extra-Terrestrials Return Fire!

On Tuesday morning, a ragtag band of Muslim fundamentalists attempted to tunnel under the Great Pyramid of Giza with the intent of planting and detonating a crude thermonuclear device underneath it. They were instantly annihilated by an intense beam...

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Funny story: ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

In a bid to get hold of Western currency, ISIS has opened a holiday resort in Iraq promising unique extreme holiday experiences. Called Jihadiland, and built using rubble from several dynamited antiquities,the new facility has already attracted 4...

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Funny story: Anaconda serpentologists cast hex against Islamic Snake

Anaconda serpentologists cast hex against Islamic Snake

Anaconda, Montana - Ministers at the First Anaconda Pentecostal Church of the Serpent-in-the-Garden are taking up arms against Jihadi terror by casting a hex against Islamic Snake. This evening local Snake-in-the-Grass TV News reported that charis...

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Funny story: Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...

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Funny story: British army chiefs announce new Hide 'N' Sikh regiment ops

British army chiefs announce new Hide 'N' Sikh regiment ops

London - The British Chief of the General Stuff said today the new elite fighting corps(e) will be deployed 'as bait' on stealth missions in the upcoming Game of Sardines against Jihadi scum. Troops disguised in Ali Baba costumes will root around...

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Funny story: Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant. In in his inimitable...

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Funny story: Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Radical Islamists are furious following the ritual posthumous baptism of their Prophet at the Tabernac' of the Jesus Christ Church of Lit Saints, Dude (LSD-Moron) in Salt Lick City, which reportedly took place in a service this past Sunday afternoon.

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Funny story: Satirical Website Fakes Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack To Cash In On Expanded Readership.

Satirical Website Fakes Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack To Cash In On Expanded Readership.

"Absolutely despicable!" stated loyal satire fan Jason Nimknuts when he found out about it. "I knew they could be low, but I would never have imagined them stooping to this! Dumb bastards!" After seeing the famed French satire magazine Charlie He...

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Funny story: Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Syria - There will be trouble in Lapland tonight where emergency response sledges are being kitted out with a 'Trojan Horse' Santaclaus in retalliation for last night's attack. Witnesses say IS jihadis shot down what appeared to be an evil-looking...

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Funny story: ISIS' Guns Fall Silent Following Coalition Air Strikes

ISIS' Guns Fall Silent Following Coalition Air Strikes

Battle lines in northern Iraq and Syria have fallen strangely silent in the past few days following the latest air strikes by coalition aircraft. In a press conference this morning in Washington, the Joint-Rolling Chiefs of Stash explained the rea...

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Funny story: English plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins

English plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins

The British Government announced that it will not be forced into a "knee jerk" reaction by the provocations of the Jihadist terrorists who are currently sweeping through Iraq and Syria. "There will be no boots on the ground or in the air", said Eton-...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...

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Funny story: Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275. "This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

With the world on the verge of a zombie apocalypse, a sane voice has risen from the grave for the support of zombies throughout the world. Ronald Reagan (February 6, 1911-June 5, 2004) rose from his tomb and assumed the mantle of Commander-in-Death f...

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Funny story: Virus alert: New Virus found

Virus alert: New Virus found

A new virus, Taqqya dot exe, has been found. It is first time that the virus has been detected and analyzed. The Trojan horses like Arabism, racism, Aryanism, Christianism, Islamism, Americanism, anti-Americanism, Eurocentricism, Hitlerism, Leftism active in the Western body politic and the West's addiction to crude oil had made its detection almost impossible so far. Because of these Trojan...

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