ZAGREB, Croatia - (World Satire) - The Republic of Croatia has the smallest navy in the entire world. The president of Croatia is Zoran Milanovic, who once dated Dame Judi Dench of the United Kingdom. The population of the country is 3,804,191…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street reports that Great Britain's most largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, The HMS Big Ben, is streaming towards the Black Sea to aid Ukraine in their war against the invading Russian forces of President Pu…
EDINBURGH, Scotland - (Satire News) - Scotland's Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon has just informed the Scottish people that Scotland has just purchased a destroyer from Japan. The first minister stated that the reason for the purchase is so that S…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has decided to name a female to head the second most powerful navy in the world. Putty, as VP Harris, Howard Stern, and rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke call the Communist cunt, decided to app…
Who would have thought? It started when Russia announced it was going to perform naval exercises off the coast of Ireland without Ireland’s permission. Furthermore, Russia added, Ireland should stay out of its way. What? Naval exercises off the c…
PENZANCE, England – (Satire News) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News has just reported that the English destroyer the HMS Toot Sweet fired upon and sunk an Iraqi gunboat that stupidly sailed into British waters. The commander of the British destroyer,…
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) – The Department of the Navy has just issued permission to have the latest, state-of-the-art Polaris submarine named after the president’s wife. Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel stated that the newest…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The head of the San Francisco city council called an emergency meeting at 2:30 am, after she learned that the Chinese Navy was conducting naval war game maneuvers a mere 3 miles from the city. Maggie P. Safari, 42,…
MOSCOW – The Kremlin is reporting that The RSS Mrs. Nikita Khrushchev, Russia’s biggest most powerful aircraft carrier will be under a 14 day quarantine due to the Coronavirus. It seems that one of the Russian sailors has a girlfriend who is from...
Today the Iranian Navy boarded the British oil tanker Bloody Hell Brexit Already, but were unable to take command of the vessel. "There simply was not time for such rubbish," said the Captain Reginald Kipling. "We were just pouring tea and having...
PERSIAN GULF - On the USS George HW Bush, United States military personnel have gone on general strike. Picket signs were seen as navy airmen locked hands around their aircraft. "1, 2, 3, 4, better pay for better war; 5, 6, 7, 8, management we...
After installing flowmeters in the outputs of all Navy ships serviced by Fat Leonard Francis and his company, the Navy was able to compute just how much Fat Leonard was overcharging the Navy. It appears that Fat Leonard was claiming to be suc...
PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love was nothing but, as the Navy Midshipmen soundly defeated the Army Black Knights by a score of 34-7. The game was halted early in the third quarter when two clowns ran onto the field. The two were placed in...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Naval Operations has just announced that it has decided to rename the aircraft carrier the USS Michael Jackson. The ship which was commissioned in 2009, will be renamed the USS Elvis Presley. DNO spokesperso...
YOKOHAMA, Japan - The government of Japan has just launched what it is calling the biggest aircraft carrier in the nation's history. Saki, the Japanese national news agency stated that the 820-foot aircraft carrier, which is the first in 70 years...
On the eve of the release of, "No Easy Day," there is another book coming out called, "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," by America's first Gay Navy SEAL appointed by President Obama. In "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," former Navy SEAL Lance Wort...
The Ministry of Defence today announced that IKEA had won the contract, to provide the Navy's next generation of economy wooden aircraft carriers. The idea of using the chipboard warships has angered many traditionalists within the armed forces, but...
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