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Funny story: The British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea

The British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea

LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street reports that Great Britain's most largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, The HMS Big Ben, is streaming towards the Black Sea to aid Ukraine in their war against the invading Russian forces of President Pu…

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Funny story: Scotland Has Just Purchased a Destroyer From Japan

Scotland Has Just Purchased a Destroyer From Japan

EDINBURGH, Scotland - (Satire News) - Scotland's Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon has just informed the Scottish people that Scotland has just purchased a destroyer from Japan. The first minister stated that the reason for the purchase is so that S…

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Funny story: Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces

Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has decided to name a female to head the second most powerful navy in the world. Putty, as VP Harris, Howard Stern, and rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke call the Communist cunt, decided to app…

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Funny story: Ireland Chased The Russian Navy Away

Ireland Chased The Russian Navy Away

Who would have thought? It started when Russia announced it was going to perform naval exercises off the coast of Ireland without Ireland’s permission. Furthermore, Russia added, Ireland should stay out of its way. What? Naval exercises off the c…

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Funny story: A British Warship Sinks An Iraqi Naval Vessel That Got Within 2 Miles of The English Coast

A British Warship Sinks An Iraqi Naval Vessel That Got Within 2 Miles of The English Coast

PENZANCE, England – (Satire News) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News has just reported that the English destroyer the HMS Toot Sweet fired upon and sunk an Iraqi gunboat that stupidly sailed into British waters. The commander of the British destroyer,…

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Funny story: The US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady

The US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) – The Department of the Navy has just issued permission to have the latest, state-of-the-art Polaris submarine named after the president’s wife. Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel stated that the newest…

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Funny story: The Chinese Navy Is Conducting Naval War Games 3 Miles From San Francisco

The Chinese Navy Is Conducting Naval War Games 3 Miles From San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The head of the San Francisco city council called an emergency meeting at 2:30 am, after she learned that the Chinese Navy was conducting naval war game maneuvers a mere 3 miles from the city. Maggie P. Safari, 42,…

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Funny story: Russia’s Largest Aircraft Carrier Will Be Quarantined For 14 Days

Russia’s Largest Aircraft Carrier Will Be Quarantined For 14 Days

MOSCOW – The Kremlin is reporting that The RSS Mrs. Nikita Khrushchev, Russia’s biggest most powerful aircraft carrier will be under a 14 day quarantine due to the Coronavirus. It seems that one of the Russian sailors has a girlfriend who is from...

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Funny story: Iranians Board British Tanker In Time For Tea

Iranians Board British Tanker In Time For Tea

Today the Iranian Navy boarded the British oil tanker Bloody Hell Brexit Already, but were unable to take command of the vessel. "There simply was not time for such rubbish," said the Captain Reginald Kipling. "We were just pouring tea and having...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Air Force to go on Strike

Obama Orders Air Force to go on Strike

PERSIAN GULF - On the USS George HW Bush, United States military personnel have gone on general strike. Picket signs were seen as navy airmen locked hands around their aircraft. "1, 2, 3, 4, better pay for better war; 5, 6, 7, 8, management we...

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Funny story: Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

After installing flowmeters in the outputs of all Navy ships serviced by Fat Leonard Francis and his company, the Navy was able to compute just how much Fat Leonard was overcharging the Navy. It appears that Fat Leonard was claiming to be suc...

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Funny story: Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love was nothing but, as the Navy Midshipmen soundly defeated the Army Black Knights by a score of 34-7. The game was halted early in the third quarter when two clowns ran onto the field. The two were placed in...

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Funny story: The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley

The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Naval Operations has just announced that it has decided to rename the aircraft carrier the USS Michael Jackson. The ship which was commissioned in 2009, will be renamed the USS Elvis Presley. DNO spokesperso...

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Funny story: Japan Launches Its First New Aircraft Carrier In 70 Years

Japan Launches Its First New Aircraft Carrier In 70 Years

YOKOHAMA, Japan - The government of Japan has just launched what it is calling the biggest aircraft carrier in the nation's history. Saki, the Japanese national news agency stated that the 820-foot aircraft carrier, which is the first in 70 years...

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Funny story: Gay Navy Seal to release book

Gay Navy Seal to release book

On the eve of the release of, "No Easy Day," there is another book coming out called, "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," by America's first Gay Navy SEAL appointed by President Obama. In "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," former Navy SEAL Lance Wort...

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Funny story: IKEA to build aircraft carriers for Navy

IKEA to build aircraft carriers for Navy

The Ministry of Defence today announced that IKEA had won the contract, to provide the Navy's next generation of economy wooden aircraft carriers. The idea of using the chipboard warships has angered many traditionalists within the armed forces, but...

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Funny story: Time? Says US Navy-Did We Miss Something?

Time? Says US Navy-Did We Miss Something?

The US Navy has this problem with clocks. And to be fair, we can't blame the gobs out there chipping the paint. That's navy life. Earlier this month, the spoof scooped the potato, the carrot AND the onion.com's when the International Dateline malfunctioned and the US Navy responded with force to escort June in. The spoof's spook speaks time and again! But would anyone listen? Now it tu...

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