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Funny story: The World's Smallest Navy

The World's Smallest Navy

ZAGREB, Croatia - (World Satire) - The Republic of Croatia has the smallest navy in the entire world. The president of Croatia is Zoran Milanovic, who once dated Dame Judi Dench of the United Kingdom. The population of the country is 3,804,191…

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Funny story: Putin uses Mind Control to Ensure Croatia Loses World Cup

Putin uses Mind Control to Ensure Croatia Loses World Cup

Vladimir Putin has allegedly put together a team of crack mind readers to concentrate on Croatia losing the World Cup. A recently deceased source mailed information to a News Agency concerning the assembly by the Russian President of a team of pro...

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Funny story: Sat Nav Ultimate, the original planned journey 38 miles, became 900 miles through six countries

Sat Nav Ultimate, the original planned journey 38 miles, became 900 miles through six countries

Solre-sur-Sambre in Belgium, to Zagreb in Croatia, in sixty hours In years to come, when the Solre-sur-Sambre to Zagreb car rally becomes well established, it will be the momentous first trip by 67-year-old Sabine Moreau, who orginally typed in a...

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Funny story: Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

ZAGREB, Croatia - The government of Croatia has just released a military news bulletin. The bulletin states that their planned invasion of Japan has been cancelled indefinitely. A spokesperson for the Croatian government identified as Kovlovin...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Italians tell Spanish & Croatians 'Don't Mess With the Two Two'

Euro 2012: Italians tell Spanish & Croatians 'Don't Mess With the Two Two'

Italian football chiefs today warned Spain and Croatia that they would demand a full UEFA investigation if the two countries draw 2-2 in tonight's final group match, and eliminate the Italians regardless of their result v Republic of Ireland. In a...

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Funny story: Croatians Vote To Join EU - Local Man Fit To Be Tied

Croatians Vote To Join EU - Local Man Fit To Be Tied

A local man is up in arms over news that Croatian voters have elected to join the European Union. The country - a part of Yugoslavia from from end of the Great War until the civil conflicts of the 1990s - held a referendum on the issue, with 67 pe...

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Funny story: Three Men Go To Venice - Pull Your Socks Up, Or Else!

Three Men Go To Venice - Pull Your Socks Up, Or Else!

Three popular TV comics will be anxiously awaiting the reaction to their latest programme after warnings were issued by a television vigilante organisation. The second and final episode of Three Men Go To Venice featuring Griff Rhys Jones, Rory Mc...

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Funny story: Mass dillusions cloud England football victory

Mass dillusions cloud England football victory

In an event unsurpassed since the moon landings, the recent England victory over Croatia was exposed as an elaborate hoax. Scientists including renowned physicist Professor Hugh Jarse were involved in a form of mass hypnosis not seen since the six...

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Funny story: Find A Final Holiday Solution In Croatia

Find A Final Holiday Solution In Croatia

Today Croatia was offering cheap holidays again, and visitors can stay in the cities of Dubrovnik and Split for as little as £22 ($89) a week. Croatia has long been seen as a popular destination for Germans and Austrians, and Argentinians, and off...

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Funny story: Woman Dumps Boyfriend, Citing That He has No Money, No Future and Is Crap In Bed

Woman Dumps Boyfriend, Citing That He has No Money, No Future and Is Crap In Bed

A Croatian woman has dumped her long-term boyfriend after alleging that they are extremely incompatible and that their relationship was going "nowhere".

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