Don’t Mess With the Monkey Man

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 1 May 2022

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Jair Bolsonaro, president of Brazil, has a wee tiff with actor Leonardo DiCaprio over environmental issues and the upcoming election in Brazil.

Seems Jair doesn’t like the Hollywood heavyweight telling Brazilians not to vote for a president who enjoys destroying protections for the Amazon rainforest. Jar-Jar believes that if the Amazon is in Brazil, then Brazil can do whatever the hell it wants with the jungle -- it does NOT belong to the world, despite what Leonardo says.

To emphasize his point, the dictator – I mean, democratically-elected president of South America’s largest nation – lit a match and burned a monkey on live television, adding “This monkey was a terrorist antifa who works for American fascists!”

The monkey’s family could not be reached for comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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