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Funny story: The Legendary Pele Asks Chicharito to Join the Board of Directors of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

The Legendary Pele Asks Chicharito to Join the Board of Directors of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California – One of the greatest soccer players of all time, Pele, flew to California and met with another great soccer player, Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito. They had macaroni enchiladas and several pit…

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Funny story: Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SAO PAULO, Brazil – One of the greatest soccer players to ever kick a soccer ball, has just become the president of one of Brazil’s most prestigious soccer teams. The owner of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Senor Ricardo de Ricardo, is thrilled t…

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Funny story: Getting A Brazillian

Getting A Brazillian

We’re back! It only takes a global pandemic to drag us away from our day jobs of hanging around local pharmacies in case the methadone patients want to trade green liquid for shiny beads. We’ve headed across to Brazil because, even though everyon...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been banned from taking part in international matches for three months, for speaking the truth. The ban, imposed by Conmebol, the South American Football Confederation, comes as a result of...

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Funny story: Bolsonaro's Business

Bolsonaro's Business

Brazilian President, Jair Bolsonaro, has cancelled a trip to New York because people plan to protest about what an abhorrent pile of sentient herpes he is. Unable to deal with protestors he can’t just shoot at will, he’s decided to stay the fuck in B...

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Funny story: Neymar Offered 'Role' In EastEnders

Neymar Offered 'Role' In EastEnders

Brazilian footballer Neymar has been wowing the crowds at the World Cup in Russia with some stunning performances, and 2 goals so far, but the fans are not the only people the 26-year-old has been impressing. Executives at the BBC have been meetin...

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Funny story: No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

The annual Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil has been hit with new regulations as bare bummed beauties hit the streets of Rio hoping to win the prize for the nicest bum in Brazil. The competition is furious as the prize is a lot of bucks and, the one-...

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Funny story: Brazil leads world in persuading it to become vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

Brazil leads world in persuading it to become vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

The Brazilian government have decided to jump on the vegan / vegetarian bandwagon by forcing it's meat producers to flog rotting meat to the rest of the world! Brazilian meat companies are earning mega-bucks by exporting rotting carcasses because...

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Funny story: Beauty pageant contestant "in it to win it"

Beauty pageant contestant "in it to win it"

In an ill-advised attempt to win the Ms. Californicate Beauty Contest, Chanelle Bigguns whipped off her bikini top, flashing the judges with not one, but (count 'em!) both, of her beautiful, bouncing boobs. She claimed that her tactic was "a wardr...

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Funny story: Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Details are emerging of match-fixing on all sides in preparation for today's World Cup final in Brazil. The entire World Cup is now thought to be an elaborate propaganda stunt, promoted by a resurgent Angela Merkel to assure the German people of the...

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Funny story: German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German football coach Joachim Low was fired from his position as manager of the German national side at the World Cup today. The German papers had already been clamouring for his head after making the nation of Germany suffer the humiliation of...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to Reprise Role in Sequel to Brazil Movie

Nancy Pelosi to Reprise Role in Sequel to Brazil Movie

Hollywood - Nancy Pelosi has agreed to appear in the sequel to the 1985 movie, Brazil. The trippy movie based on George Orwell's book, 1984, is scheduled to be released in late 2015. Pelosi appeared in the original film to play Mrs. Ida Lowry...

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Funny story: FIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"

FIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"

BRASILIA, BRAZIL - According to recent reports, the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) has taken control of key cities in Brazil, toppled the Brazilian government, and changed the name of the South American country to "Goooo...

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Funny story: World Cup Coverage "Shit On Purpose"

World Cup Coverage "Shit On Purpose"

Commentators and panel experts covering the World Cup on both the BBC and ITV have been accused of making as many errors and poor comments as possible to boost ratings, as well as increase newspaper and social media coverage. According to insiders...

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Funny story: Roy and Raheem: A Lovers Tale

Roy and Raheem: A Lovers Tale

Nobody knows who should play in the England team better than millions of unqualified (sometimes drunk) coaches up and down the country. The world cup and the England team unites the country in a way only declaring war on the Germans used to. Back and...

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Funny story: Brazilian Masterchef Garners Low Ratings

Brazilian Masterchef Garners Low Ratings

Ratings barely made it past 1.0 yesterday evening during BBC One's opening episode of Masterchef Brazil, which was routinely panned by both critics and viewers. The first task set for the six contestants was to create a starter and main course for...

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Funny story: BBC Apologises for 'Welcome To Rio' documentary. Police hunt Cleo Rocos.

BBC Apologises for 'Welcome To Rio' documentary. Police hunt Cleo Rocos.

London- A spokesman admitted that the broadcaster had "got it seriously wrong" by commissioning hipsters to make its much criticised documentary series 'Welcome To Rio'. Police are understood to be no closer to identifying the whereabouts of the dang...

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