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Funny story: Xi Jinping Has A Bath With All His Toys

Xi Jinping Has A Bath With All His Toys

Xi Jinping gets angry so easily … like a little lost boy with his ice cream cone fallen to the sidewalk. Kevin McCarthy had a meeting with the President of Taiwan, and Xi got pissed. He went on a drunken rampage, then dug his furry fists into a po…

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Funny story: Taiwan to Host Olympics – China Not Invited

Taiwan to Host Olympics – China Not Invited

Taiwan to hold the upcoming summer Olympics – but China is not invited. If any Chinese athletes even step on Taiwan soil, they will be arrested and deported, so they won’t even have a chance to compete. China hasn’t stated whether or not this will…

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Funny story: AOC planning makeup trip to Taiwan

AOC planning makeup trip to Taiwan

As reported by our Beijing China news correspondent , the Chinese are very angry with Pelosi because she came to Taiwan. This has resulted in a display of fireworks. Our Washington DC news correspondent, Harry Leegs, reports that AOC is very wor…

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Funny story: King Kong China

King Kong China

King Kong was a giant angry ugly brute of an ape that had the audacity to reach his calloused smelly hand into Fay Wray’s apartment and pull her out, then climb the Empire State Building with her. At the top, he fought biplanes and seagulls and g…

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Funny story: China Bans Pelosi From Panda Express

China Bans Pelosi From Panda Express

Beige-ing, China - On Friday, China got extra super pissy about Nancy Pelosi giving them the giant foam finger by visiting Taiwan, and they decided to take direct action against ole Nancy. Firstly, they sanctioned her and her entire family, even…

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Funny story: China - The Big Thug on the World Stage - Threatens Tough Nancy - and Loses

China - The Big Thug on the World Stage - Threatens Tough Nancy - and Loses

(Editorial) - Nancy Pelosi is America's Top Female politician, and she is not going to let the Bloody Communist Chinese Regime tell her what to do - or not to do. In Taiwan, the Taiwanese played 'These Boots are made for Walking' as her Ceremoni…

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Funny story: Nancy’s Hittin’ It Old School!

Nancy’s Hittin’ It Old School!

Nancy Pelosi landed safely in Taiwan (maybe I shouldn’t write this too soon) and is feeling empowered. After her usual hellos to everybody from the Taiwan government (who were all shitting bricks, I believe is the Taiwanese expression), she starte…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Thumbs Nose At China

Nancy Pelosi Thumbs Nose At China

The same lady who pointed her finger and drilled down at Trump saying, “All your roads lead to Putin,” has landed in Taiwan, despite China’s threat that China would shoot down Pelosi's plane. Some fortune cookie! China is not presenting a very…

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Funny story: He Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper

He Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper

BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…

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Funny story: Nancy’s Comin’ In Hot!

Nancy’s Comin’ In Hot!

Nancy Pelosi hopped on the redeye to Taiwan, and this has made China very upset. Who knew the Great Worker’s Fascist Paradise could be taken down by a gal named Nancy?! Will Pelosi topple the regime when she steps off the heavily-protected plan…

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Funny story: The Loch Ness Monster and the Future of War

The Loch Ness Monster and the Future of War

A recent dig in Morocco has uncovered plesiosaurs that were able to exist in fresh water, not just salt. This has given speculation that the Loch Ness monster could have been real this whole time. A top secret Scottish marine biologists (hasn’t…

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Funny story: China’s Word is as Good as Gonads ... I mean, gold.

China’s Word is as Good as Gonads ... I mean, gold.

China has stated that absolutely, unequivocally, you-bet-yer-ass they WILL not INVADE Taiwan. (Sorry, I capitalized the wrong words there.) Just because Putin amassed his forces along the Russian border with Ukraine BEFORE he then invaded ... does…

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Funny story: A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer Hits a 403-Foot Home Run

A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer Hits a 403-Foot Home Run

TAIPEI, Tiawan – (Sports Satire) – Taiwan’s national news agency Rickshaw News, has just reported an amazing feat accomplished by a member of one of Tiawan’s premier little league teams. Little 12-year-old Jiaming Yu Tong, who plays for the Taipei…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Resigns

Melania Trump Resigns

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the first lady, Melania Trump, has resigned her position as the executive director of the Be Best Organization and can hardly wait to get her ass out of the White House, which she has desc…

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Funny story: Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Postal services in Taiwan were shocked as one of their postmen attempted to squeeze a cat through a letter box instead of pushing it through the cat flap. The innocent cat-loving postman managed to squeeze the cat through the postbox because the r...

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Funny story: Trump Claims Taiwan President Hit On Him, Called Him "President Erect"

Trump Claims Taiwan President Hit On Him, Called Him "President Erect"

Further fraying the US's fragile diplomacy with China, President elect Donald Trump is now claiming that the President of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen, was coming on to him while they spoke during a congratulatory phone call. Tweeting at 2am Trump said, "...

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Funny story: Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

TAIPEI,TAIWAN: Excitement is building as the official Olympic team is readying their rigorous training program. "Team Taiwan" has been enlisting the help of local townspeople to create a snow slope on one of the local hills. Locals have been freez...

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