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Funny story: Melania Trump Resigns

Melania Trump Resigns

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the first lady, Melania Trump, has resigned her position as the executive director of the Be Best Organization and can hardly wait to get her ass out of the White House, which she has desc…

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Funny story: Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Postal services in Taiwan were shocked as one of their postmen attempted to squeeze a cat through a letter box instead of pushing it through the cat flap. The innocent cat-loving postman managed to squeeze the cat through the postbox because the r...

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Funny story: Trump Claims Taiwan President Hit On Him, Called Him "President Erect"

Trump Claims Taiwan President Hit On Him, Called Him "President Erect"

Further fraying the US's fragile diplomacy with China, President elect Donald Trump is now claiming that the President of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen, was coming on to him while they spoke during a congratulatory phone call. Tweeting at 2am Trump said, "...

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Funny story: Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

TAIPEI,TAIWAN: Excitement is building as the official Olympic team is readying their rigorous training program. "Team Taiwan" has been enlisting the help of local townspeople to create a snow slope on one of the local hills. Locals have been freez...

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Funny story: Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Taiwan and China held their highest-level talks for more than six decades Tuesday, marking the first government-to-government contact since the pair's acrimonious split in 1949. Wang Yu-chi of Taiwan's Mainland Affairs Council (MAC), which oversee...

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Funny story: 'Prescient' Taiwan TV predicts Queen Elizabeth RIP

'Prescient' Taiwan TV predicts Queen Elizabeth RIP

Taiwan - News of Mrs Thatcher's death has been broadcast as a spoiler by Taiwan national TV which reported that Queen Elizabeth's own RIP 'will probably coincide with Wednesday's awesome Aries New Moon'. The notoriously superstitious island state'...

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Funny story: Early Humans Were Chinese, Scientists Find

Early Humans Were Chinese, Scientists Find

BEIJING, China - Researchers found that human ancestors, although all originating from Africa, were Chinese. A three-month study by the Scientific Research Center of the State Council (SRC) defied the conventional assumption that having ancestral...

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Funny story: Report from Taiwan dentists - chowing down on large burgers can damage your jaw

Report from Taiwan dentists - chowing down on large burgers can damage your jaw

Taiwanese dentists have urged fast food chains to drop over-sized burgers from their menus following a growing number of jaw injury cases. Apparently the human jaw is only meant to handle objects up to one and a half inches thick. Personally,...

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Funny story: Chiang Kai-shek: Taiwan won't ask U.S. to fight China, but will take more hamburgers

Chiang Kai-shek: Taiwan won't ask U.S. to fight China, but will take more hamburgers

Taiwan will never ask the United States to fight against China on its behalf, Taiwan President Generalissimo Chiang Kai-shek said in a CNN interview Friday, shortly after rising from the dead. "We will continue to purchase arms from the United Sta...

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Funny story: Taiwan have their own Susan Boyle, he's fat, ugly and sings like a Nightingale!

Taiwan have their own Susan Boyle, he's fat, ugly and sings like a Nightingale!

The Taiwanese talent show "One Million Star" has thrown up a competitor for Britain's Susan Boyle and Paul Potts. He is ugly, fat and sings like an escaped nightingale just like Susan and Paul. He bowled the judges over with his superb voice and n...

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Funny story: Wind farm 'kills Taiwanese goats'

Wind farm 'kills Taiwanese goats'

A large number of goats in Taiwan may have died because of a local wind farm, it was suggested today. A farmer on an outlying island told the BBC he had lost more than 400 animals after eight giant wind turbines were installed adjacent to his grazin...

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Funny story: Taiwan Strait basalt rock wall 'part of antediluvian Lemuria UFO hangar'

Taiwan Strait basalt rock wall 'part of antediluvian Lemuria UFO hangar'

Taiwan - (X-Files Mess): A huge 200 metre-long, 50 metre-high undersea basalt rock rampart off the Pescadores archipelago was once the wall of a giant Lemurian UFO hangar according to the latest NASA oceanographic survey. "The formation is encrypt...

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Funny story: Kung Fu Pandas Sent To Taiwan By Chinese Aggressors

Kung Fu Pandas Sent To Taiwan By Chinese Aggressors

China has made the first tentative steps towards an agreement with its rogue state, Taiwan, today by sending two pandas to its neighbour in the hope that it will be seen as an act of friendship, and become a platform for negotiation. Taiwanese off...

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Funny story: China Plans To Euthanize Paralympic Athletes

China Plans To Euthanize Paralympic Athletes

It was revealed today that China plans to euthanize all of the athletes at the conclusion of the Paralympics. These games, which traditionally follow shortly after the standard Olympics, are for handicapped athletes and include standard events in wh...

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Funny story: US Accidentally Ships Missile Parts to Taiwan, Accidentally Ships Back Money

US Accidentally Ships Missile Parts to Taiwan, Accidentally Ships Back Money

Last week the Pentagon discovered a mistake that took place 2 years ago involving a shipment of fuses for intercontinental ballistic missiles to Taiwan. News came of this just minutes after relations between China and Taiwan became heated.

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