STUBBORN MULE, Missouri - (Satire News) - An insurance agent who resides and works in Stubborn Mule, recently revealed that he is married to a Laotian Zoompacki Monkey. Herbert James Flisky, 42, said that he married his monkey wife, Zelda, after h…
Donald Trump Junior has finished construction on his father’s mansion in Brazil, near the Amazon jungle. There, daily shipments of coke, meth, some weird frog poison that makes you high, and any other drugs he can get through his family’s South Ameri…
CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - (Magazine) - A reporter with BuzzFuzz (Zimbabwe) has just located a Shinatacki African Midget Monkey that amazingly can speak four languages (fluently) including Zimbabwean, Yiddish, Swedish, and Greek. The monkey was found…
NFTs are a serious thing? Really? Little cartoon pictures of apes, dogs, birds, mutants, frogs, etc. I put these on my lunchbox when I was a kid. If you print off an NFT and put a sticky backing to it, is it still art? Remember: there have always…
Using science to forward a MAGA agenda … that’s why there is speculation that monkeys and apes will soon be given the right to vote in 2024. Usually Republicans are Christians so they hate that we all used to be monkeys, but when it suits their p…
The Jan 6 committee is closing in, and Trump supporters are getting scared. They want to distance themselves from the Evil One. Ivanka says she supported what Bill Blair said about the election NOT being stolen. Even Melania is saying she was taki…
An incredible new optical illusion is captivating billions of people around the world. Sharp-eyed Facebook users are being challenged to spot three monkeys craftily concealed in the seemingly simple picture, which appears at first glance to simply be…
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Doctors at Cleveland's LeBron James General Hospital have cleared up a very important matter regarding the dreaded Monkeypox virus. Dr. Silus Sultan, informed the news media that there has never been, even a singl…
Jair Bolsonaro, president of Brazil, has a wee tiff with actor Leonardo DiCaprio over environmental issues and the upcoming election in Brazil. Seems Jair doesn’t like the Hollywood heavyweight telling Brazilians not to vote for a president who e…
Late-breaking news story from NASA - a race of monkeys from the planet Gamma 7 have landed on Earth to breed with humans! Some have already become hookers to start the most successful bordello in Milwaukee, which will soon be renamed: Monkey Hooke…
Hello there, Raymond Ving here, as you may have guessed. Welcome to yet another article about my life and my experience. I am now well into my 80's, and I have lived a life, I can tell you that for nothing, but my biggest disappointment is m…
Meghan Markle last night told reporters that she intends to sacrifice a live Sumatran gibbon on an alter in her back garden to commemorate the life of The Duke of Edinburgh, who passed away in April last year. The Duchess of Sussex, who was unable…
PUERTO CHANGO, Costa Rica – (Satire News) – The Costa Rican government is extremely concerned due to the on-going Banana Famine of 2021. A spokesperson for the government, Willardo Villa-Sopaipilla, who is 97, stated that this is the worst banana…
Acclaimed monkey lady, Jane Goodall, has invested her life savings from monkeying around in Africa for all those years in a string of Banana Shops, after deciding there just aren't enough banana shoppes in the world. "I suppose we should have seen…
The big question: If monkeys take over US elections, will a monkey be elected? Short answer? Yes. Holy hell! The monkeys are coming. Can Canada help the US, or can Mexico? Where’s the Supreme Court? The FBI? Hey, CIA, are you there? Can you d…
Conventional wisdom might say we’re in the post-mortem era for the old TV networks that once ruled TV land. But senior management at NBC is determined to turn things around. After an extensive series of brainstorming sessions, focus groups, the c…
On Tuesday evening the Sanford City Council passed a controversial new ordinance that removes all deadly weapons from the hands of traditional law enforcement officers and arms highly-skilled macaque monkeys in their place. The macaques must first co…
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