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Funny story: An African Midget Monkey In Zimbabwe Can Speak Four Languages

An African Midget Monkey In Zimbabwe Can Speak Four Languages

CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - (Magazine) - A reporter with BuzzFuzz (Zimbabwe) has just located a Shinatacki African Midget Monkey that amazingly can speak four languages (fluently) including Zimbabwean, Yiddish, Swedish, and Greek. The monkey was found…

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Funny story: Big Money Monkey Stickers

Big Money Monkey Stickers

NFTs are a serious thing? Really? Little cartoon pictures of apes, dogs, birds, mutants, frogs, etc. I put these on my lunchbox when I was a kid. If you print off an NFT and put a sticky backing to it, is it still art? Remember: there have always…

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Funny story: Monkeys for Trump!

Monkeys for Trump!

Using science to forward a MAGA agenda … that’s why there is speculation that monkeys and apes will soon be given the right to vote in 2024. Usually Republicans are Christians so they hate that we all used to be monkeys, but when it suits their p…

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Funny story: Are You A Trump Monkey?

Are You A Trump Monkey?

The Jan 6 committee is closing in, and Trump supporters are getting scared. They want to distance themselves from the Evil One. Ivanka says she supported what Bill Blair said about the election NOT being stolen. Even Melania is saying she was taki…

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Funny story: Only 1% Can Spot All Three Monkeys In This Picture

Only 1% Can Spot All Three Monkeys In This Picture

An incredible new optical illusion is captivating billions of people around the world. Sharp-eyed Facebook users are being challenged to spot three monkeys craftily concealed in the seemingly simple picture, which appears at first glance to simply be…

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Funny story: The Damn Good Reasons Why Monkeys Do Not Get Monkeypox

The Damn Good Reasons Why Monkeys Do Not Get Monkeypox

CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Doctors at Cleveland's LeBron James General Hospital have cleared up a very important matter regarding the dreaded Monkeypox virus. Dr. Silus Sultan, informed the news media that there has never been, even a singl…

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Funny story: Don’t Mess With the Monkey Man

Don’t Mess With the Monkey Man

Jair Bolsonaro, president of Brazil, has a wee tiff with actor Leonardo DiCaprio over environmental issues and the upcoming election in Brazil. Seems Jair doesn’t like the Hollywood heavyweight telling Brazilians not to vote for a president who e…

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Funny story: Monkey Hookers from Gamma 7

Monkey Hookers from Gamma 7

Late-breaking news story from NASA - a race of monkeys from the planet Gamma 7 have landed on Earth to breed with humans! Some have already become hookers to start the most successful bordello in Milwaukee, which will soon be renamed: Monkey Hooke…

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Funny story: My Chimp has never painted a thing in his life

My Chimp has never painted a thing in his life

Hello there, Raymond Ving here, as you may have guessed. Welcome to yet another article about my life and my experience. I am now well into my 80's, and I have lived a life, I can tell you that for nothing, but my biggest disappointment is m…

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Funny story: I'll sacrifice a Sumatran gibbon to honour the life of Prince Philip. vows Meghan

I'll sacrifice a Sumatran gibbon to honour the life of Prince Philip. vows Meghan

Meghan Markle last night told reporters that she intends to sacrifice a live Sumatran gibbon on an alter in her back garden to commemorate the life of The Duke of Edinburgh, who passed away in April last year. The Duchess of Sussex, who was unable…

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Funny story: Costa Rica’s Banana Famine Is Causing It’s Monkeys To Move Down To Panama

Costa Rica’s Banana Famine Is Causing It’s Monkeys To Move Down To Panama

PUERTO CHANGO, Costa Rica – (Satire News) – The Costa Rican government is extremely concerned due to the on-going Banana Famine of 2021. A spokesperson for the government, Willardo Villa-Sopaipilla, who is 97, stated that this is the worst banana…

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Funny story: Jane Goodall Opens A Chain Of Banana Shops

Jane Goodall Opens A Chain Of Banana Shops

Acclaimed monkey lady, Jane Goodall, has invested her life savings from monkeying around in Africa for all those years in a string of Banana Shops, after deciding there just aren't enough banana shoppes in the world. "I suppose we should have seen…

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Funny story: If Monkeys Take Over US Elections Will Monkeys Be Elected?

If Monkeys Take Over US Elections Will Monkeys Be Elected?

The big question: If monkeys take over US elections, will a monkey be elected? Short answer? Yes. Holy hell! The monkeys are coming. Can Canada help the US, or can Mexico? Where’s the Supreme Court? The FBI? Hey, CIA, are you there? Can you d…

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Funny story: TV programming revolution coming this fall! NBC making big comeback!

TV programming revolution coming this fall! NBC making big comeback!

Conventional wisdom might say we’re in the post-mortem era for the old TV networks that once ruled TV land. But senior management at NBC is determined to turn things around. After an extensive series of brainstorming sessions, focus groups, the c…

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Funny story: Sanford disarms human police: Macaque monkeys to control all weaponry

Sanford disarms human police: Macaque monkeys to control all weaponry

On Tuesday evening the Sanford City Council passed a controversial new ordinance that removes all deadly weapons from the hands of traditional law enforcement officers and arms highly-skilled macaque monkeys in their place. The macaques must first co…

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Funny story: Florida To Use Monkeys As Poll Workers

Florida To Use Monkeys As Poll Workers

Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, has announced election day poll workers will all be monkeys. The governor chose monkeys because of their reliability in handing out ballots to registered voters, due to their relatively small hands. Each polling plac…

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Funny story: Man's Wife Climbed Tree As If She Were A Chimp

Man's Wife Climbed Tree As If She Were A Chimp

There were stares of disbelief, and at least one instance of jaw-dropping amazement late this afternoon, as a woman ascended a tree rather in the style of a monkey, to the absolute astonishment of those watching. The incident took place as Moys Ke...

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