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Funny story: Hull Man Has Four Attempts At Picking Hair Up From Floor

Hull Man Has Four Attempts At Picking Hair Up From Floor

There was annoyance on a grand scale this morning when an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok took four attempts to successfully pick up a hair from the floor. The hair, one of the few that are left on the head of Moys Kenwood, 48, ha...

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Funny story: Woman Thrilled to Finally Be Old Enough to Have a Midlife Crisis

Woman Thrilled to Finally Be Old Enough to Have a Midlife Crisis

"Emotionally speaking, I probably could have managed one at the age of six," said Samantha Spring of New York City of the life stage marked by dissatisfaction with and ultimate rejection of the ordinary life which has come to be termed the "midlife c...

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Funny story: Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

A teacher in the Thai capital city of Bangkok was "crushed" when a student in his classroom guessed his age as 60, chuckling as he did. Moys Kenwood, 55, was asked his age by one of his more enthusiastic students, but he wasn't about to give the g...

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Funny story: Malaysian Prime Minister Has A Cold

Malaysian Prime Minister Has A Cold

There was panic in the Malaysian capital of Kuala Lumpur last night when it was revealed that the country's newly-elected leader, the 92-year-old Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, had a cold. Dr. Mohamad is the oldest Prime Minister in the world, after his p...

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Funny story: Florida Bar Owner Forced Into Lawsuit For Denying Access to a Trans-Aged Person

Florida Bar Owner Forced Into Lawsuit For Denying Access to a Trans-Aged Person

Larry Horowitz, a bar owner in the vacation town of Destin, FL,was forced into a lawsuit over the denial of a Trans-Aged child into a bar at a resort earlier last week. The Lawsuit Lasted just three short days and ended in a settlement of $12,000 for...

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Funny story: One Day Datebots Say No To Oldies

One Day Datebots Say No To Oldies

A spokesman for the Union of One Day Datebots has announced that the escort automatons will no longer accept the custom of older homo sapiens. In a surprise move, the robots have declared that they would deny their service to both mammals over the...

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Funny story: NASA Has Just Hired A 67-Year-Old Grandmother To Be An Astronaut

NASA Has Just Hired A 67-Year-Old Grandmother To Be An Astronaut

HOUSTON - President Obama recently stated to a group of retired lumberjacks up in Portland, Oregon that times have really changed. And now with NASA's announcement, that saying is really, really ringing true. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb inf...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover That Saturn Is Not Really 4.5 Million Years Old As Everyone Had Believed

Scientists Discover That Saturn Is Not Really 4.5 Million Years Old As Everyone Had Believed

HOUSTON - One of the world's leading scientist Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser has just made an unbelievable discovery. Dr. Clexweiser has revealed that recent scientific studies show that the planet Saturn, which is listed as being 4.5 million years...

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Funny story: 62-Year-Old Bachelor Decides to Date Only Age-Appropriate Women in Their 30s

62-Year-Old Bachelor Decides to Date Only Age-Appropriate Women in Their 30s

After several failed relationships with women in their early to mid-twenties, 62-year-old* bachelor Nick Candlewood decided to date only age-appropriate women in their thirties. "There are some very smart, mature 25-year-olds out there," remarks N...

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Funny story: Scientific Study Finds That People Lose Their Marbles At Forty!

Scientific Study Finds That People Lose Their Marbles At Forty!

A recent scientific study to determine the age when the human brain starts to show a significant decline in it's reasoning powers has found that it's no later than forty. This is much earlier than was determined by a different team of scientists in 2...

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Funny story: Mental powers decline after 45

Mental powers decline after 45

Alcohol researchers have finally discovered that heavy drinking affects the brain. After 44 unsuccessful results, researchers at Carlsburg University recently came up with a winning study. They got 10,000 'initially reluctant' volunteers to consum...

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Funny story: The Blue Rinse Crowd - Getting Old

The Blue Rinse Crowd - Getting Old

Don't worry about getting old. It happens to us all. JUST DON'T JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD. Our knees may creak and our backs may ache but just stay young at heart...hang around with younger people and if your hair turns white,enjoy it. JUST DON'T JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD. I was lucky in that my hair started to turn white in my 20's and was totally white by my late 20's. It's in the genes...

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Funny story: World's Oldest Man Dies

World's Oldest Man Dies

Sad news today as the World's oldest man, Walter Breuning, died in America at the age of 114. He was well known for such sayings as 'We're all born to Die' and 'I'm ninety nine You Know' , and just recently said 'I'm One Hundred & Fourteen.'...

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Funny story: A Lesson In Becoming Old

A Lesson In Becoming Old

It's not everyday you wake up and you are told you're old. Well OK, maybe it is, but only if you listen, and I'm told that one of the only benefits of growing old is selective hearing. Well, that and standing on street corners and yelling at youngsters about how 'they don't know they're born' and 'pull your trousers up' (in a purely fashion-oriented sense, not in a peadophilic way!) I jus...

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Funny story: Symptoms of being over 30

Symptoms of being over 30

In the event that you are showing signs of adopting any of the traits or habits below, and you are under 30 years of age, then you are maturing too fast! In the event that you are over 30, and not finding any of the traits below are applicable to you - then you are childish and underdeveloped mentally. 1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". 2. You get more excited about h...

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Funny story: Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011

Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011

While most people resolve to change their lives in a meaningful way in the upcoming year, Emmy-winner Betty White hopes that 2011 ends with her in a lavish brass casket. Unexplained Reference Key Helen Kushnick (1946 - 1996)Jay Leno's former agent...

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Funny story: Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John and his partner David Furnish have at last agreed to have a baby, after years of agonising. "The problem was," says Elton," we considered there were far too many backward children in the world without producing another." However in...

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