Scamway and Scamatologists announced today that their two organizations would be merging in a marriage made in Cult Heaven.
"This will provide a lot of benefits for the people in both organizations. Scamatologists will now be able to sell detergent, toothpaste, fruity protein drinks, vitamins, organic apple sauce, butter toffee cookies, and more," said a spokesperson.
"Scamway people will get 20% off on their first 10 hours of auditing and a $10-off coupon for an e-meter," continued the spokesperson.
Each group is getting ready for the rush of people they know will come when the news of the merger becomes public knowledge.