Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

Written by C/L

Tuesday, 7 May 2019

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Trump slipped into an erotic daydream.

President Trump has awarded Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. All while getting some "wood" for Woods.

As Tiger Woods addressed everyone present at the White House rose Garden, he was overwhelmed with emotions. All in attendance were equally touched, giving him roaring applause.

President Trump may have given Woods the Medal of Freedom, but little did Woods know, that he was giving "wood" to Trump.

As the president stood behind Tiger, he got that same deep feeling of arousal that only Putin or Kim give him when they're nearby.

While he closed the clasp on the ribbon behind his neck. Trump slipped into an erotic daydream.

"Oh God, I remembered when Tiger designed the course in Dubai for me. He was so strong and powerful when he was doing it, and I thought, you know, I can love Tiger, the same way that I love Kim. It inspired me to name a villa after him in Florida. A private place where Tiger and I could choose each others "wood", and give in passionately to chipping, putting, and teeing each other off! My greatest fantasy is Tiger shooting a hole in one in my sand-trap! He can hold my golf balls anytime!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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