North Korean leader Kim Jong Un ordered the launch of missiles in an impromptu assault exercise.
Un's strike drill involved a grand total of 540 missiles and rockets.
Kim reportedly ordered the exercise to increase combat ability. But everyone really knows that it was out of pure sexual frustration over President Trump.
Kim told his top leadership to maintain a highly bent-over posture, in case he wants to kick them in the asshole out of impulsive anger.
Kim wrote in his diary, that the show of force is a signal to President Trump that his patience is running out, and his unannounced erections are making him feel lost and out of control.
"It's my warning to Trump that he could lose the special love that they have developed during the process of denuclearization. I swear that I'm going to resume long-range testing unless Trump makes an overture to me for another summit. If I can't bury my boner in his butt once and for all, then I'll bury my missiles all up in the worlds rectum!" Kim stated.
Leaks out of North Korea indicate that the exercise comes after weeks of silence from the Trump Administration. Un is feeling used and neglected, he just stares to the east out on the bedroom balcony, smoking his cigarettes in, wistful, yearning silence.
"I'm not going to let this relationship fail!" Un stated in tearful pain.
Trump's response was cool. "Anything could happen between Kim and I. Everything is possible in this world of despotic love. He knows that I'm committed to grabbing his pussy. I know that he doesn't want to break his promises of eternal love and romance to me. I want the deal and our love to happen, but I'm only giving him the tip of my choad, if he gets serious, then I'll give him my whole cock. I love him and Melania's very cool with it.
