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Funny story: Heavy Metal Vomit Party

Heavy Metal Vomit Party

I wanna go to a metal party Bang my head, love the dead Drink a little Jack Get a tattoo Wear a lotta black Find a white trash screw Heavy metal vomit party Is where I wanna be To let my hair hang loose And let my anger run free If I can’…

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Funny story: Wannabe Prom Queen Marjorie Taylor Greene throws LGBTQ-themed party but only a dozen people show up, and nobody brings any guns or drink

Wannabe Prom Queen Marjorie Taylor Greene throws LGBTQ-themed party but only a dozen people show up, and nobody brings any guns or drink

Her parents were away for the weekend and she thought it would be a great way to enhance her chances of being elected Prom Queen, so MTG decided to throw a party with the theme LGBTQs. Unfortunately for her, only a dozen people showed up, and two of…

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Funny story: FINLAND IN DA HOUSE, PARTY PEOPLE!

FINLAND IN DA HOUSE, PARTY PEOPLE!

Are you ready to PARTY! Let’s get this party started right! Ah yeah, all you cats and kittens, ready to climb outa your litter boxes, throw those masks away, tell the leaders of the world to suck it – it’s time to get funky! And where is the be…

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Funny story: Johnson Denies Throwing Party To Celebrate Surviving Confidence Vote

Johnson Denies Throwing Party To Celebrate Surviving Confidence Vote

No parties were held at Downing Street after last week’s vote of no confidence in his leadership, according to Prime Minister Boris Johnson. Reports of beer pong, strippers and drunken renditions of Yellow Submarine following the ballot last Monday h…

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Funny story: Jubilee Party as bad as predicted

Jubilee Party as bad as predicted

A jubilee party in Chutney on the Fritz was as much of a disaster as everyone thought it was going to be. Brian Asshat threw a lot of his shoes at people for no apparent reason, spoiling the punch bowl and the trifle in the process. Thomas Johnson…

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Funny story: Woman takes all of May off as a Bank Holiday

Woman takes all of May off as a Bank Holiday

A woman has decided to give up work for the whole of May and sit on her arse drinking Lambritzi and pink gin, we can reveal. Kylie Slackbucket, 31, of Spodbury, decided to take action because, 'Well, it's all just one long Bank Holiday when you th…

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Funny story: Conservative Party After a New Party Planner

Conservative Party After a New Party Planner

After a series of embarrassing gaffes, the conservative party is looking for a new party planner. ‘Gosh, I want the party planner that Prince Andrew had when he had that gathering at Pizza Express in Woking. He must be really good, I mean it was i…

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Funny story: Having not learnt their lesson, Conservatives are now planning a Pimm's and Croquet fundraiser

Having not learnt their lesson, Conservatives are now planning a Pimm's and Croquet fundraiser

Having not learnt some important lessons this week, about being seen to do the right thing, the Conservative Party are now inviting conservative party donors to a Pimm's and Croquet evening in Downing Street. Conservative Spokesman Sanctimonious G…

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Funny story: We Didn't Do It and You Can't Prove it: No.10

We Didn't Do It and You Can't Prove it: No.10

The Government has issued a statement today saying nothing had been 'going on' and if there was they didn't know about it. The Prime Minister's (latest) spokesman said, 'It wasn't him, and it definitely wasn't me. I've only been in this job twent…

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Funny story: Conservatives say that they knew it wasn't a party, because Liz Truss wasn't there

Conservatives say that they knew it wasn't a party, because Liz Truss wasn't there

Conservative Minister Giving Up has said that it wasn't a party at no 10, because Liz Truss wasn't there. 'We all know' said Minister Up 'that it is not a party until Liz Truss is there. She is the life and soul of any social gathering. I mean, I…

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Funny story: Man Has Been Invited To House Party Tomorrow Morning

Man Has Been Invited To House Party Tomorrow Morning

A man who has any number of things that he'd much rather be doing instead, has received an invitation to attend a 'New House' party tomorrow morning, starting at 8 o'clock. The new house in question belongs to the Cambodian brother-in-law of Moys…

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Funny story: Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

A man who has been suffering mental torture during the Coronavirus Lockdown, has told how he was so desperate for a chance to get out of his own house this morning, that he decided to go to the funeral of a woman he had never heard of. Moys Kenwoo…

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Funny story: Man Prayed For Torrential Rain To Ruin Wedding Party

Man Prayed For Torrential Rain To Ruin Wedding Party

A man who didn't particularly want to attend a wedding party next door to his home tonight, has revealed how he spent all day praying for a torrential downpour of rain so that the event would have to be called off. Moys Kenwood, 57, has already be…

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Funny story: Shelter-in-Placers are Now Having Parties Through the Magic of Face-Timing

Shelter-in-Placers are Now Having Parties Through the Magic of Face-Timing

MIAMI – People who are following the orders to shelter-in-place and stay-at-home, have just found a way to get together with relatives, friends, neighbors, and love interests. Noted party planner, Lucy Bogart, who is known in high society circles...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Extremely Upset with Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Extremely Upset with Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

DALLAS – A Dallas Cowboys insider has said that Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, is very angry at two of his top players. It seems that quarterback, Dak Prescott, threw a big party for some close friends and neighbors, knowing full well that Jones had...

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

PALM BEACH, Florida – Members of the C-19 Exploratory Task Force have just discovered that there are traces of COVID-19 located in seven different areas of the president’s Dixieland White House, Mar-a-Lago. One of the C-19 ETF members divulged, in...

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Funny story: Man Spends Evening At Another Dull-As-You-Like Wedding Party

Man Spends Evening At Another Dull-As-You-Like Wedding Party

A man who felt as if he'd seen and been through it all before, was subjected to another terrible ordeal on Saturday night, as he was made to accompany his wife to a wedding party in their neighborhood. Moys Kenwood, 56, would have preferred to hav...

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