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Funny story: Robber foiled by high decibel flatulence (no signs of epidemic)

Robber foiled by high decibel flatulence (no signs of epidemic)

Earlier today Sputnik International broke the news of a sensational arrest in which the culprit nearly escaped. The culprit had taken refuge behind a tree in the steep wooded terrain of an area that must remain anonymous, according to police, to a...

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Funny story: Man Arrived Home From Work To 'Right Old Fucking Racket'

Man Arrived Home From Work To 'Right Old Fucking Racket'

A man who had endured a long, hard, and severely-testing day at work, was looking forward to a nice, quiet, relaxing evening at home, but was surprised when he got there by an intense crescendo of noise which he later described as "an aural assault".

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hears Tunes in Her Head

Miley Cyrus Hears Tunes in Her Head

Miley Cyrus told a member of her backup band that she hears tunes in her head and that she can't write it down fast enough. "I'm glad she doesn't hear voices", stated the musician who asked to be anonymous, but just for our reporters. "She's he...

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Funny story: It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give...

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Funny story: National Institute for the Deaf are worried about mopeds

National Institute for the Deaf are worried about mopeds

The National Institute for the Deaf have issued a warning about mopeds, as they are concerned that a generation of teenagers will be destroying their hearing. "In the past we've been worried about teenagers and earphones, rock concerts and talking...

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Funny story: Company Executive Thrown Off Train For Talking Loudly

Company Executive Thrown Off Train For Talking Loudly

In this age of political correctness and lack of patience for one's fellow man, things seem to have dipped to a new low. Barry Ludlow, 37, a high ranking executive in a city firm, was unceremoniously removed from a train on his way to work last Mo...

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Funny story: The "Silencer" Puts An End To Annoying Cell Phone Users

The "Silencer" Puts An End To Annoying Cell Phone Users

Instant riches have been bestowed upon Freedom From Cellular Company, the inventor of the new, anti-cell phone jamming device called "The Silencer". This fresh creation shuts down any irritating cell phones in the users vicinity making them inoperabl...

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