Man still can't decide between Blur and Oasis

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 3 March 2019

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Ok, in order, Blur, Frazzles, Tomato Sauce, and the Beatles. Pick a team, and stick to it Gary.

Although it has not been mentioned in the press for years, a man in his forties is worried that he still hasn't made his decision about which group he prefers, Oasis or Blur.

Gary Braithwaite, 47, said "It was an issue years ago, when I was trying to be a lot trendier than I had any right to be, but I still haven't reached a proper conclusion. I mean, I liked songs that both bands released, but these days, that just doesn't seem to be enough, does it?"

When asked, he hadn't decided between Frazzles and Monster Munch, Tomato or Brown Sauce, or the Beatles or Rolling Stones. We left the poor deluded fool with a lot of life choices to make.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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