Fondle The Meat Balls

Written by Backandtotheleft

Wednesday, 2 May 2018


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Insane and somewhat destructive news has come hurtling out of Sweden today as the country admitted that it’s famed “Swedish Meatballs” are in fact “Turkish”. At the mention of foreigners Brexiteers were up in arms and The Daily Mail published a “are your neighbours foreign and should you report them to a watchdog” checklist. Both groups were even angrier at the fact that foreigners had deceived them and could still be doing it.

After trying to contact the Swedish consulate (getting told to fuck off) and the Turkish consulate (we rang the wrong number and had a two hour conversation with Mehmet about the wider role of Kurdish separatists in his country) we gave up. Deciding to do what we normally do we interviewed people on the street.

Bob Tom of Grisham on the Wolds said: Disgrace! That’s what it is how can we trust anything Brussels says if the Swedish have been lying about their balls? I voted Brexit as a thinly veiled dig at Muslims but the Swedish can fuck off en all.

Powerful stuff from a not so closeted racist.

Daily Mail contributor Ad. Enough chimed in with: First it’s Swedish meatballs what’s next? Maybe the “Full English” is in fact a “Half Greek”? It’s political correctness gone mad and probably gives you cancer.

Of course there is no correlation between the Swedish admission about their meat balls and an ongoing European conspiracy. But don’t ever let that make you think that there isn’t one.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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