Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 2 May 2018

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Too much sex on a daily basis is a disease claim WHO scientists, and have declared the disease to be in the same category as being totally 'bonkers!'

Jaggedone, who knows several nympho's, decided to send his star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army), sex-bomb reporter, Tom Jones-Stiffdick, over to one of the world's most famous nymphomaniacs, who lives hidden away in a Russian forest, where men who enter her compound risk their lives because they could be shagged to death by the one and only, 85 year-old hag, Volga Olga, who hit global fame in the fabulous Erskine Quint trilogy!

Volga Olga, decided to give Tom Dick-Stiff an interview under one condition, he enters her compound for at least an hour because she was fed up with bananas! After an exhausting session of 5 orgasms, she managed to get her breath back and here is what Volga Olga has to tell that young Brit lassie from Tadcaster, North Yorkshire, who also has the 'disease', and other nymphomaniacs inflicted by 'Bonkers Syndrome!'

"Well all I can say is, I am 85, my boobs hang on my knees even when I'm walking, and every time a male dares to enter my compound, I'll shag his brains out! If anybody ever tells me I'm nuts, especially male psychiatrists, I'll just whip my yellow-stained, WW2 bloomers down, and then they can judge after cumming up for some air!"

So nymphomaniacs all over the planet, there you have it from the one and only Volga Olga; it is not a disease, you are not ill and, if 85 year-old Volga Olga can survive on sex, vodka, and cabbage/potato stew, you can too!

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