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Fondle The Meat Balls

Insane and somewhat destructive news has come hurtling out of Sweden today as the country admitted that it’s famed “Swedish Meatballs” are in fact “Turkish”. At the mention of foreigners Brexiteers were up in arms and The Daily Mail published a “are...

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Elon Musk Develops System to Transport Trapped Shoppers Out of Ikea Stores

Funny story: Elon Musk Develops System to Transport Trapped Shoppers Out of Ikea Stores

Palo Alto, California - Elon Musk, the celebrated technology pioneer who founded and runs Tesla and Spacex, has announced a new startup that would develop technology allowing shoppers, burned-out spouses of those shopping, and others lost in Ikea sto...

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Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Funny story: Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...

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First Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama

Funny story: First Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama

In a significant blow to The President Of The United States' ego, Michelle Obama proudly told a meeting of women C.E.Os that she always assembled furniture kits, as her husband had not got any patience and never read the directions. "He is absolutely...

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Ikea customers demand money back after failing to jump over Bechers Brook!

Funny story: Ikea customers demand money back after failing to jump over Bechers Brook!

Ikea customers, who consumed their meat balls while purchasing new furniture at the company's mega-stores in Europe and the UK, noticed that after feebly attempting to construct the damn stuff, they started to "champ at the bit!" (It's enough to driv...

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Swedish day laborers at Ikea stores irk neighbors

Neighbors of a local Ikea store say they've had enough. They're complaining that an influx of Swedish day laborers is making their lives miserable. "They're out there as early as 6:00am with a carpenter's axe in hand, laughing loudly and chuggi...

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Monkey Found in Ikea Parking Lot Is Toronto Entrepreneur

Funny story: Monkey Found in Ikea Parking Lot Is Toronto Entrepreneur

This was monkey business, with a capital B. Turns out Darwin (yep, that's the monkey's name), who was wearing a shearling coat as he roamed the parking lot, was doing some modeling for his clothing business, which -- you guessed it -- manufactur...

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Monkey spotted shopping in Ikea

Funny story: Monkey spotted shopping in Ikea

A small monkey wearing a sheepskin coat was spotted shopping in a branch of Ikea in Toronto. Shoppers were surprised and shocked by the sight. "It was just a small monkey. I thought at first it was a little person in a mask." Mario Tomlin said. '...

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Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

Funny story: Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town. "We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...

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IKEA to build aircraft carriers for Navy

Funny story: IKEA to build aircraft carriers for Navy

The Ministry of Defence today announced that IKEA had won the contract, to provide the Navy's next generation of economy wooden aircraft carriers. The idea of using the chipboard warships has angered many traditionalists within the armed forces, but...

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Swedish firms in bidding war for Loreen's Euphoria

Funny story: Swedish firms in bidding war for Loreen's Euphoria

Eurovision winner, Loreen, is at the centre of a bidding war for the use of his Eurovision winning, chart-topping song Euphoria. Loreen won the competition for Sweden, and now Ikea and Volvo are both after using the song in their latest advertising c...

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CRIKEA to sell flat-pack six-packs

Funny story: CRIKEA to sell flat-pack six-packs

Men who wish to improve their midriffs are now able to save time and energy with a super new self-assembly kit. The Swedish company CRIKEA have developed a balsa-wood based set of rippled abdominal muscles easily assembled from a handy flat-pack.

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Ikea drop car park plans

Swedish based furniture manufacturer Ikea today announced they were no longer going ahead with the proposed multi story car park at their Ashton Under Lyne site in Greater Manchester. The car park which had aroused anger among local residents has now...

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Argos and IKEA to merge

Retail giants Argos and IKEA have today announced plans to merge. Their new company is to be known as Mitbullkatalog in deference to their mutual origins. Strategically this move makes sense for both organisations. Customers of the new stores will...

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Approved by top child psycho-logist: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise to face-off in new Survivor-Kid series

Funny story: Approved by top child psycho-logist: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise to face-off in new Survivor-Kid series

It's official. The new Survivor-Kid series takes off in 2011 with a well-buffed Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and her muy macho tomboy tribe taking on a girly-girl Suri Cruise and her princess tribe. "It's great. We're gonna break the ratings ceiling", said...

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David Beckham Spotted On Toilet Door In Glasgow Ikea

Funny story: David Beckham Spotted On Toilet Door In Glasgow Ikea

David Beckham has been spotted on a toilet door in Glasgow. The mysterious bearded face appeared on the toilet door at the city's branch of Ikea. At first people thought it might be Jesus, but then it dawned on locals that the image was of a far grea...

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Southampton Mayor Defiant

Funny story: Southampton Mayor Defiant

In what will go down as a disastrous week in the history of the City of Southampton, a week which sees the very real possibility of Southampton Football Club fading into extinction, should ballerina Wayne Sleep's rescue package fall through, the Lord...

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IKEA Runs Out of Little Wrenches, Customers Confused

Funny story: IKEA Runs Out of Little Wrenches, Customers Confused

Though showrooms continue to display fully assembled furniture, customers have been at a loss on what to do with the boxes of rectangular simulated wooden pieces once they arrive at home. Due to a shortage in little steel Allen wrenches and screwdri...

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