Written by DontCallMeShirley

Thursday, 26 May 2016

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Poll showing popularity of New Poll

A brand new poll at the ShaDynasty's, a gentlemen's club in Washington DC, is very popular among the employees there, according to a survey by Foxy News. The old poll had been there for almost eight years and all the dancers agreed it was time for a change.

Carnal Desire,a stripper from ShaDynasty's, shared her excitement about the new poll, "The old poll was good at first, but it's no longer reliable. This new poll however is going to be a game changer. It is made of stainless steel and is going to all the things the old poll couldn't. It's going to be a game changer for our country."

Many political pundits think that this new poll, along with the poll that shows Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton as the leading candidates for the presidency, should bode very well for the gentlemen club's business. According to owner Dick Long,"Anytime there's a recession, a disaster, a presidential election, or anything else terribly depressing in the news people come here to drink away their sorrows." Hopefully the new poll leads to a happy ending.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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