Written by Al N.

Friday, 20 May 2016

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Trump feels that since Japanes people like him so much, the aliens in Alpha Centauri will love him!

Science Town, USA Donald Trump has announced to the You Go Girl! Women Scientists Convention that the Earth will have to get ready to host aliens coming to Earth to meet him.

"I just feel it's only fair to warn everyone on Earth that once I become President, creatures from all over the galaxy will want to rocket to Earth to meet me. Of course, we cannot let them immigrate here because most of them are ugly. Unless they are say, really beautiful, then I guess we can determine it on an alien-to-alien basis. But mostly they'll be ugly. So what we should do is to let them come and adore me, I'll give them an autographed photo, and then send them on their way," spoke Trump to the scientists.

"If we can handle Trump, then we can probably handle anything," spoke the head scientist.

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