Naldrett News Magazine was surprised to get a call from John Miller, Trump's publicist who sounds exactly like Donald Trump. The reason the magazine was so surprised is that they cover Spit Island and vicinity. Spit Island is one of the smallest of the Hawaiian Islands and when John Miller was asked why he had singled out this news magazine, Miller responded that we were in the only time zone that would answer their phone.
After explaining that he was Trump's publicist but knew exactly what Trump was thinking, he also explained that he had been up all night on a bender drinking Trump Wine and Trump Cognac, and that where he was living in New York it was 4:30 in the morning.
Miller, in a voice that sounded like Trumps, then talked about how busy he was trying to run interference for all the women that were trying to get Trump to date them. He said he thought it was Skater Perry and Tyler Swift.
Before he got off the phone, the Trump publicist also wanted to assure us that Trump actually had a lot more money than everyone said he does.
