Written by Al N.

Monday, 16 May 2016

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Larry Craig knows how to patrol a bathroom.

Raleigh, NC While campaigning in North Carolina, Donald Trump promised to bring an end to the current problems regarding North Carolina's gender laws, their pertinence to sex-change operation subjects and their choice of bathrooms.

"I have been diligently studying the situation in North Carolina and I think I have come up with a solid solution on what to do about North Carolina's bathroom problems.

"I would appoint an expert on bathrooms that would be able to handle the press and help people adjust to the new gender laws.

"I have chosen a person that is no stranger to the media, and who also has the time as he is now a retired senator.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the man who needs no introduction, Larry Craig!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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