Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 18 May 2016

image for Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns
The cabinet that Trump selected when he heard he would have to select Cabinet.

New York, New York Trump's publicist John Miller called newspapers and radio shows all over the United States to make the announcement that Trump would be adding two posts to the President's Cabinet when he wins as POTUS.

"Many people are accusing Mr. Trump of pandering to members of NRA and all the sports fans of the USA--by promising to add a Cabinet position devoted to sports and another to firearms. Mr. Trump isn't pandering-he just wants to give the people what they want!" spoke the publicist who sounds very strangely like Donald Trump himself.

"Mr. Trump is also thinking of adding a cabinet position for movie-goers," gushed the publicist.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump

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