New York, New York Trump's publicist John Miller called newspapers and radio shows all over the United States to make the announcement that Trump would be adding two posts to the President's Cabinet when he wins as POTUS.
"Many people are accusing Mr. Trump of pandering to members of NRA and all the sports fans of the USA--by promising to add a Cabinet position devoted to sports and another to firearms. Mr. Trump isn't pandering-he just wants to give the people what they want!" spoke the publicist who sounds very strangely like Donald Trump himself.
"Mr. Trump is also thinking of adding a cabinet position for movie-goers," gushed the publicist.