London, England Queen Elizabeth's staff was surprised when a publicist who called himself "John Miller" called to schedule an appointment with the Queen so Trump could talk to her about the English "political scene."
When informed that 1. If the Queen wishes to see Trump, SHE will contact HIM, and 2. the Queen does not engage in official political talk, that perhaps they might try the Prime Minister's office.
"The publicist seemed very belligerent, and couldn't believe the Queen wouldn't want to see Trump as soon as possible. When told she would probably never want to see Trump, he got very mad, said 'do you know who you're talking to?' a few times, told us to 'put Liz on herself,' and then threatened to put his fist through the phone and club my limey ass if I didn't get someone in charge, like a Prince or somebody," spoke a Buckingham Palace representative.
"The funny thing was, his representative sounded EXACTLY like Donald Trump!" the rep said.
