During a papal congregation on the Mexican / US border in front of 250000 Catholic followers the Pope decided it was time to join his Jewish bretheren and commenced to bang his head against the US wall!
The crowd, shocked at the sight of their hypocritical leader headbanging towards the US was too much to take, so they dispersed mermering, "El Pope esto mucho loco, si!"
After hearing that the Pope had remarked that "mucho loco" Donald Trump is a heathen and anti-Christ, Donald in his usual diplomatic fashion replied, "Well if I am a heathen, then the Pope is gay and his priests are too!" Which only confirmed what the world knew anyway and Donald does tend to lack originality; he is blinded by his billions, and enjoys repeating tabloid garbage!
The Pope has now returned to Rome where he resides behind huge walls similar to the ones he condemned on the Mexican / US border. He also appeared immediately on the famous Vatican blacony and gave the following speech in 25 languages:
"We leaders of the Catholic religion accept 'muy pobres' from all over the world as long as they stay outside our massive walls and dare not enter because we do not want them touching our gold tapestries with their soiled fingers! Donald Trump is welcome anytime as long as he brings a few billion along and Angie Merkel is correct in building a new Berlin Wall to keep those Islamic Scumbags out of our Christian Europe!"
So to conclude, the walls have no ears, the Pope has confirmed he's a massive hypocrite and Donald Trump will lead the world into WW3! As for Angie Merkel, "kein Kommentar!"
The future is looking rather gay!