Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

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Tuesday, 1 December 2015

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This group of activist Herefords said on CNN they object to being associated with all the BS in today's politics .

Insiders have insisted the Trump campaign is in trouble, due to his numbers dropping plus personal problems and defection of the Director of The Inherently Nasty Chorale.

This Director, insisting on anonymity, stated that The Inherently Nasty Chorale singers and musicians were unable to keep up with all those being designated "inherently nasty," including themselves.

All this followed Mr. Trump's saying there is something "inherently nasty" about Islam, which led CNN to devise a survey with fill in the blank for: The Inherently Nasty = What?

Answers include:

Blaming Islam for criminal attacks
Ignorance and stereotyping
Basing a morality system on money
Climate change
All 200 world political leaders
Bombing while saying "There is no military solution"
All candidates for the upcoming US 2016 election
Mr. Trump specifically
Jihadist criminals and savages wherever they are
Electoral campaigns that last two years
The human race

According to campaign managers the Mr. Trump answer was running at an alarming 26%.

(This figure was later realized to have been accidentally inverted and should have read 62%.)

Trump supporters have been worried that Mr. Trump is showing signs of spiritual fatigue, as with his suggestion the presidential election should be held January 21st instead of Nov 3.

He is reported saying, "No, I'm not tired, but why wait? The winner is obvious!"

That Mr. Trump has been having restless nights with troubling dreams is also a possible reason for increased rambling in his speeches and difficulties in backing up what he says.

One of his nightmares, according to psychiatrists, indicates a full flaming case of a political disorder called merdomiasma.

That is, in the dream Mr. Trump watches in horror, unable to stop himself, as he is walking through a barnyard filled with large piles of moist cow dung, which he inevitably steps into up to the ankle.

He then stands poised on one foot, trying to shake the other foot free of its load, and a frown "that would make St. Lucifer tremble," according to the analysts.

Another recurring nightmare features himself inside a deep hole with a shovel, and he is proceeding to dig himself in deeper while simultaneously making speeches.

Psychiatrists explained these dreams as anxiety attacks over possible failure in his quest, as with being shoved aside and replaced.

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