Trump's Dreaming of a White Christmas

Funny story written by Matt Birkenhauer

Monday, 30 November 2015

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"Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas / With every dumbass he incites."

(To be sung to the familiar tune we all know so well)

Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones he used to know.
Where stores segregate and black folks listen
To hear those echoes of Jim Crow.

Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas
With every ethnic group he slights.
May his days be full of poison spite
And may all his Christmases be white.

Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones he used to know.
Where money glistens and children listen
To this blowhard brag about his dough.

Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas
With every dumbass he incites.
Oh, his words are hateful and trite
And his vaunted ambition our blight.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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