The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

Funny story written by Harry Klondike

Wednesday, 18 November 2015

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Communist espousing, failed cult leader, bigot, and black power feminist, Binacra Washington died in a Baltimore assisted living facility Wednesday, she was 71.

Born in Atlanta, GA. April, 3rd 1944 she was the daughter of Gully and Ginger Washington. According to her own account she was nothing but another grape in a land full shriveled up "soul raisins" and refused to let the capitalist, white devils, men, or Jewish snakes suck out her "life juice". A quote from the unrealized autobiography, tentatively titled "Bustin' With Rage" she states; "...there was a time when I was willing to help a man out. When you a woman with an opinion around a man you know where that get you? I tell ya' where it got me- tied to a bed in a filthy hotel room in Albuquerque gettin' electro-shock from that Jew rat Lucky Brenner and some crooked doctors that's where!"

Financial troubles plagued Binacra when the IRS refused to grant her organization "Bold Black Comrades" as a religion. Then after the Jonestown tragedy people wanted nothing to do with religiously tinged communism that reached out to African Americans so she filed for bankruptcy.

The next 15 years of her life were spent trying to track down and castrate "Lucky" Brenner. She was unable to find him. Sometime in the early 1980's Lucky joined the Hasidic Jewish community and was never heard from publicly again. His whereabouts are still unknown, and as her only love interest many who remember that sorted time in history thought he may resurface to pay respects at her funeral but as of this writing he's still "missing".

The time between 1995 and 2009 it's unknown what she was up to. It is known that she was a frequent caller to a home shopping channel and frequently heaped praise on space heaters, foot massagers, and body lotions. She was also a regular caller to various AM channel political radio shows in the wake of 9/11 but promptly banned. She would go on harangues about 9/11 being a plot hatched by "white Jew devil snakes" to hold back people of color.

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