ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

Written by Toeknee Abcess

Sunday, 30 August 2015

In a bid to get hold of Western currency, ISIS has opened a holiday resort in Iraq promising unique extreme holiday experiences.

Called Jihadiland, and built using rubble from several dynamited antiquities,the new facility has already attracted 4 star reviews on Tripadvisor.

Spokesman Ali Al Kutyafkinhedoff explained."Jihadiland has many different attractions. Kill A Foreign Aid Worker has been our number one ride, until we ran out of aid workers. So we started using ethnic minority people dressed in orange robes. No one noticed".

Al Kutyafkinhedoff further explained "Our Plant Your Own IED expeditions are also proving highly popular this year. And for the true extremists there's our Shop The Bazaar With A High Explosive Vest On walking tour via a Taliban minefield".

Al Kutyafkinhedoff went to great lengths to reassure visiting travel agents that return air tickets are worth purchasing. "All our tour guides are Occupational Health certified and are seasoned fighters. Each carries a fully loaded AK47. Guests have nothing to worry about, God willing, and it's lots of fun".

According to the Jihahiland literature, flights are available to Syria then it's a mere 8 hour bus ride along mountain passes to the fun complex. Tickets may be booked online at

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