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ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

Funny story: ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS enlisted a top public relations firm yesterday to help them achieve their long term propaganda goals in the hope of remaining relevant in a world inundated with other radical groups vying for the same terrorism headlines. "Allah told us to up...

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ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

Funny story: ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

In a shock development today, the Chief Executive of terror state ISIS, Mr Al A Whoakbarre announced that from September this year, ISIS will be adopting formal HR practices for everything it does. It appears that Mr Whoakbarre read in a book, on...

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U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"

Funny story: U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"

American intelligence sources say they have intercepted communications at the highest level between ISIS and other terrorist groups that see an alignment between the goals of their organizations and the policies of the Republican Party. The source...

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ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Funny story: ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...

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Donald Trump Is Selling Tight Shoes

Funny story: Donald Trump Is Selling Tight Shoes

Donald Trump, the Republican presidential nominee, is trying to sell a pair of extremely tight shoes to the nation. Angry people are buying these shoes saying they're sick and tired of politics as usual. They want a change. They'll buy into anything...

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Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

Funny story: Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...

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Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Funny story: Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel's CDU party was given a "right" royal bashing by "right" sided Nazi's dressed in sheep's clothing in Berlin on Sunday. It seems that the "right" side of life in Germany appears to be utilizing the dreadful, illegal immigrant situation in...

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Trump Campaign Crows About Endorsement from ISIS President Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

The President of the Islamic State issued a videotaped press release yesterday announcing the organization's new "Terrorists for Trump" campaign. Al-Baghdadi reminded the world that jihadism thrives on chaos, and thus Islam State leaders concluded t...

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Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Funny story: Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Today a woman wearing a hijab was ejected from a Trump rally. A hibab covers the head and is a symbol of dignity and modesty to a Muslim woman. In the West wearing it is optional for most. But Trump obviously associates it with ISIS and Al-Queda...

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Jihadi John "would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"

RAQQA, SYRIA - "Who'd have thought?" Jihadi John muttered to himself "that it'd end up like this." In the end it hadn't been a drone that had brought the man known only as Jihadi John, from West London but joined the so-called Islamic State in 2012,...

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Donald Trump Out-Treasons Hillary Clinton

Funny story: Donald Trump Out-Treasons Hillary Clinton

In an apparent race to lose the confidence of US voters, Donald Trump is now out-treasoning Hillary Clinton by calling for the killing of the US families of ISIS fighters. It all started when Donald Trump was called treasonous for asking Russian h...

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ISIS claims responsibility for Trump campaign

Funny story: ISIS claims responsibility for Trump campaign

WASHINGTON -- With Americans still reeling from the recent GOP nomination of Donald Trump and his ongoing presidential campaign, terrorist organization ISIS have claimed responsibility for the political ordeal. The Trump campaign is the latest at...

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Kid Makes Nuclear Bomb Out of Vegetable Soup

Funny story: Kid Makes Nuclear Bomb Out of Vegetable Soup

Sterling, Virginia boy, Hank Incendiary, has managed to cultivate the latent radiation in vegetable soup and use it to assemble a nuclear bomb. Using a homemade radiation absorption brush built from pieces of Lego, Hank managed to accumulate 20 lbs...

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ISIS In Retreat Ever Since Obama Said "Radical Islamists"

Funny story: ISIS In Retreat Ever Since Obama Said "Radical Islamists"

Proving Donald Trump's political acumen once again, ISIS has been on the run ever since president Obama uttered the phrase "radical islamists." Political analysts are saying it was just a coincidence that Obama gave a speech where he mentioned t...

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Terrorists Target Trump Tower With Stink Bomb

Funny story: Terrorists Target Trump Tower With Stink Bomb

Donald Trump called the people who unleashed a horrible smell in Trump Tower terrorists, "These people--terrorists probably they're with ISIS, have attacked me personally because they are afraid of what I'll do to them once I'm president ." NYPD d...

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ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

Funny story: ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reports that ISIS has just recently named President Obama as their ISIS Team Mascot have been confirmed. The reclusive leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) issued a dramatic SHOUTOUT to Barack Hussein...

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It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

Funny story: It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

Yes, it's his charisma! Donald Trump has charisma. At the last debate, Donald Trump stood masterfully like an elephant between a Chihuahua and the Canadian Mr. Sleaze. Editor's note: Isn't Canadian Mr. Sleaze an oxymoron? Looks more like an ep...

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Somalia has new method of disposing Dissidents!

Funny story: Somalia has new method of disposing Dissidents!

Jaggedone's CIA has just received news that a Somali plane has just landed with a hole in its side, there were 60 passengers on board at take off and 0 left as the plane landed! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) East African reporter,...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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