Top terrorist chart-toppers, so-called Islamic State (ISIS) have been skipping the light fandango and turning cartwheels across the floor at the news that 1960s prog rock band Procol Harum has pledged allegiance to them.
In England the news has been greeted with incredulity by Procol Harum's aged fan base.
Our intrepid entertainment correspondent, Paxton Quigley, managed to track down the rock band's lead singer and co-writer of "Whiter Shade of Pale", 70 year old Gary Brooker MBE, and doorstepped him at his luxury caravan in Southend. Brooker was less than pleased.
"From The Spoof are you? You stupid fuckers, it's not Procol Harum you're after, it's friggin' Boko Haram. You wankers."
