Inter spatial taxi pilots are already insisting that unless they are 'guaranteed return fares', it won't be worth their while.
''Many of these future 'Space Tourists' have a hipster idea of flying one- way to Mars and then hanging out indefinitely, in a sort of gap-year sense'', says Darren Sierra, taxi union steward.
''I've never had the luxury of bein' a Student, I've always worked and these fares must be guaranteed Return, or it's not worth our while.
"My Union Colleagues and I are happy to take these fares, but the Single Fares may incur an extra charge, specially as the fastest route requires bypassing works at Jupiter, which really guzzles the fuel."
