Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) immortal reporter, Wan-Kin-Dik, has just sent this amazing story from a monastery in Mongolia.
It seems that after discovering a mummified body of a Buddhist monk, living monks are claiming he is not dead, but just sleeping.
The mummified body is roughly 130 years old and the monk supposedly went into an immortal trance! In a state of deep mediation he managed to survive, among others, Genghis Khan, Hitler, Chairman Mao, George Bush, Bin Laden and several CIA cockroaches gnawing at his toes (No, we would never do that!)
Present day monks are hoping to resurrect the mummified monk and present him to the Dalai Lama, who has refused to comment on the astonishing story just in case he loses his private plane to the new Buddhist Messiah!
The Chinese government are also not so happy at the find and have sent their Red Army in to behead the bugger believing it to be Satan in disguise. ISIS, on request, offered their beheading services, however, the Chinese refused, but Kim Jong Un loves the idea!
He loves a 'head job' or two our Kim!
More as we get it; get it?
