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Funny story: Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Shangri-La, Tibet—Asked what he would expect in a successor if the next dalai lama were female, the current Dalai Lama said, “She would have to be attractive to me, because, for me, in a woman, beauty is more important than brains.” He then giggl...

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Funny story: Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons. It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...

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Funny story: Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

The Dalai who is quickly approaching his eightieth birthday has said recently "This will be the year!" referring the end of Tibetan struggle with China being aligned with his eightieth birthday. A well-established fact amongst most of the Dalai Lama'...

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Funny story: Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops

Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops

Beijing, China - Vast crude reserves beneath Mount Everest are being harvested by the head of Tibetan Buddhism's hydraulic fracturing operations triggering earthquakes and aftershocks. According to the Beijing-based Who Flung Dung investigative t...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Sues Canon Welby: "Middle Way" not Anglican Property

Dalai Lama Sues Canon Welby: "Middle Way" not Anglican Property

The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions™, but he's hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner; while also sticking up for the faithful (at least, the right kind of faithful, anyway). Attendi...

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Funny story: 130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) immortal reporter, Wan-Kin-Dik, has just sent this amazing story from a monastery in Mongolia. It seems that after discovering a mummified body of a Buddhist monk, living monks are claiming he is not d...

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Funny story: The One World Religion Begins

The One World Religion Begins

Since Pope John Paul 11 began the foundation work of building a One World Religion, the Jesuits, in obeyance to their current leader Pope Francis have been hard at work. In a significant move to bring Protestant and Catholic churches together it w...

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Funny story: President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

WHITEWASHINGTON, D. C. -- In an attempt to erode U. S.-Chinese relations, as he has eroded those between the U. S. and most of its allies, President Barack ("B. O.") Obummer met with Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama on Friday, February 21.

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Funny story: Catholic Church to be Privatised

Catholic Church to be Privatised

The Catholic Church is to be floated on the Stock Market. Cardinal Karl Profiteri of the Holy See's Banca Ambrosiana has announced that the Church is going to be privatised. At a special conclave of bishops the vote was taken last April during th...

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Funny story: Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

BROWN UNIVERSITY, Rhode Island (ABSNN) - His Holiness, the Dalai Lama was thought to have told students who did not share his message of love and universal peace to "fuck off" or "fuck it," according to the closed-caption banner running beneath his v...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the...

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Funny story: Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

The Dalai Lama today declared Ken Barlow BA (Hons) an immortal being during a guided tour of Granada studios in Manchester. Ken was given the good news whilst filming a particularly difficult scene in The Rovers Return Inn in which he had to ask f...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Dalai Lama, who will make his first official visit to San Diego this week, is Tibet's spiritual leader, that nation's political leader in exile and the 1989 Nobel Peace Prize recipient. He is also a friend and confidant o...

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Funny story: The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the onl...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

The BBC has been condemned by leading religious organisations today after their decision to allow His Holiness Pope Benedict to appear on Top Gear. His Holiness, recently stolen by thieves, was returned today in exchange for a book token, a signe...

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Funny story: Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds

Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds

Mystic, pundit, conservative ideologist, Dr. Billingsgate is all of that and more. Few people are the center of more fascination and yearning than the man once rumored to be a reincarnated homopteran. After years of living in relative anonymity, on...

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Funny story: The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"

The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"

I am Theo Seemore, editor of "Oculus" a magazine devoted to enlightenment. Recently I traveled to Poona in India to meet with The Dalai Lama. I was interested in the clinic he had established there and which he runs with his monks. Called "Transience" it deals with an unusual type of invalid, one which we in the West do not consider an invalid at all. I met Tibet's great spiritual leader in hi...

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