Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

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President Obama on the phone with Dennis Rodman setting up a meeting in the White House Oval Office.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - It seems that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is always chock full of surprises.

According to The Rice Paddy, the national news agency of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has asked his American BFF Dennis Rodman to be the North Korean ambassador to the United States.

Kim Jong Un stated that Dennis would be perfect for the job because for one thing, he speaks perfect English. He is also very close to President Obama and Vice-President Biden.

The North Korean leader also said that he likes Dennis because he does not beat around the bush.

He then noted that the former NBA basketball great, calls a spade a spade. Of course Kim Jong Un has no idea of the connotations of that American cliché.

SIDENOTE: The Rice Paddy is reporting that Dennis Rodman has told Kim Jong Un that he is flattered by the offer and he will let him know of his decision after he meets personally with President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, George Clooney, and Oprah Winfrey.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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