President Obama Furious As The Washington Redskins Fall To (0-3)

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 23 September 2013

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President Obama talking on the phone with Speaker of the House John Boehner.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Detroit Lions roared into the nation's capital and took on the Redskins, or Native-Americans as fans in Arizona and New Mexico refer to the Washington team.

By the time the dust had settled, the Lions came out on top with a score of 27-20.

President Obama reportedly watched the game in the White House Oval Office with Vice-President Joe Biden and actor George Clooney.

Clooney later told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that the president was not a happy camper.

He said that he has known President Obama for some time now and he never knew that the president knew so many curse words. Clooney laughed and said that Obama even tossed in some expletives in Spanish and a few in Yiddish.

The Redskins are now (0-3). Clooney said that the president was upset because he lost a $600 bet with Speaker of The House John "Teardrops" Boehner who had taken the Lions.

SIDENOTE: President Obama called up Hercules Confetti a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine and he asked him to write in his magazine that he (the president) does not want Washington Redskin fans writing him, texting him, or emailing him and saying that they want the money that they paid for the game tickets back. He said that he runs the United States and not the Washington Redskins team.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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