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Funny story: Sir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”

Sir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”

“Yes, I must admit I did it that” confessed Sir Kim Darroch, former HMG ambassador to the United States court of King Trump in an exclusive interview with political editor for The Spoof, Paxton Quigley. “So you actually told future prime minister...

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Funny story: Trump Makes Surprise Job Offer to UK Ambassador

Trump Makes Surprise Job Offer to UK Ambassador

The revelation from Sir Kim Darroch, the UK's ambassador in Washington, who described so-called President Donald Trump's administration as "inept" in leaked emails, has led to a surprise job offer from the reality TV star turned politico, who normall...

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Funny story: Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Pope Francis decided enough is enough and has told the Vatican not to acknowledge the existence of a gay French ambassador who should have taken his position in Rome. The Vatican does not mind gay priests spreading their gospels all over the plan...

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Funny story: Susan Rice Sent to Russia to Assist Putin in Cover-Up of Malaysian Airline Disaster

Susan Rice Sent to Russia to Assist Putin in Cover-Up of Malaysian Airline Disaster

Washington D.C. - Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice, has been dispatched to Russia by President Obama to assist President Putin in his cover-up attempt to hide the damage his soldiers did when they murdered nearly 300 innocent people a...

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Funny story: George Foreman Says Ben Franklin Helped Him Become Wealthy

George Foreman Says Ben Franklin Helped Him Become Wealthy

Benjamin Franklin has been credited as being the inventor of the bifocals, the lightning rod, the odometer, the $100 bill, and the Franklin Stove. But hardly anyone knows that the kite-flying chubster also invented the Franklin Grill, which hundreds...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Make Dennis Rodman The North Korean Ambassador To The United States

Kim Jong Un Wants To Make Dennis Rodman The North Korean Ambassador To The United States

PYONGYANG, North Korea - It seems that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is always chock full of surprises. According to The Rice Paddy, the national news agency of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has asked his American BFF Dennis Rodman to be the North Ko...

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Funny story: Diplomacy At Ten Paces

Diplomacy At Ten Paces

New York - In a statement that has surprised many, Secretary-General of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon has announced that the ancient art of dueling will be revived and used to settle certain types of disputes. "It won't be used to make any big d...

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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Says President Obama Has Promised Her An Ambassadorship

Stacy Keibler Says President Obama Has Promised Her An Ambassadorship

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The stunningly attractive, 5-foot-10-inch tall Stacy Keibler and her older, good-looking boyfriend George Clooney managed to get away from the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town for a few days. They flew down to Mexico, wher...

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Funny story: Sir Salman Rushdie is the new UK Ambassador in Cairo!

Sir Salman Rushdie is the new UK Ambassador in Cairo!

After all of the slight altercations in front of US Embassies diplomatically placed in many Arabian countries and a target for much unrest (to put it mildly) the UK have decided to take the wind out of the sails of many protestors by announcing that...

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Funny story: Israel Turkey Ambassadors' Chair Height Dispute Escalates

Israel Turkey Ambassadors' Chair Height Dispute Escalates

Somebody shot somebody in Yugoslavia and this caused World War I. This has become known as "The shot heard round the world." People in those days had excellent hearing because they didn't have iPods blaring in their ears. The shot heard round the wor...

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Funny story: Wanted: New UK Rough Trade & Investment Envoy

Wanted: New UK Rough Trade & Investment Envoy

London - A job ads noticeboard at a Soho newsagents window is advertising the position following an unexpected vacancy. The For Sale & Wanted ad directs applicants to the mobile phone number of a Wapping recruitment agency. And specifies th...

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Funny story: Oprah To Become World Ambassador Of Hugs

Oprah To Become World Ambassador Of Hugs

Chat show host Oprah Winfrey is set to launch a new career in the diplomatic service as the first ever World Ambassador of Hugs. United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon made the announcement to the world's press ; "The executive board of t...

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Funny story: Obama Appoints Gary Locke To Key Position

Obama Appoints Gary Locke To Key Position

President Obama has nominated former Hearts and Kilmarnock full back Gary Locke as the new U.S. Ambassador to China. The U.S Senate must ratify the appointment before departing ambassador Jon Huntsman can be replaced and its anticipated that Obama...

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Funny story: Obama Names Oprah Ambassador to Afghanistan

Obama Names Oprah Ambassador to Afghanistan

In a surprise early announcement, President-Elect Barack Obama will choose Oprah Winfrey for his Ambassador to Afghanistan. Suggested in the press the night of the election where Oprah was featured on camera in the Chicago city park crowd, Winfrey w...

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