PYONGYANG, North Korea - According to North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy, Kim Jong Un has contacted the Danish government and stated that he would like to purchase the two nuclear weapons that they have just developed.
The North Korean leader promised the country of Denmark that if they sell him the two nuclear weapons he will cancel North Korea's planned 2014 invasion of Denmark.
A spokesperson for the Danish government informed him that they plan to use the two nuclear weapons as their aces in the hole to prevent a rogue nation such as North Korea from threatening to invade their country as Kim Jong Un has blatantly done.
Kim Jong Un has talked to the Danish government and stated that he will sign a notarized promissory letter in which he promises to never mess with Denmark.
The Danish spokesperson, who said he stands 5-foot-2-inches tall, remarked that he trusts Kim Jong Un about as far as he can throw New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.