President Obama Now Says That He May Enact A Law Banning Bullets

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 19 September 2013

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President Obama is planning on issuing a ban on bullets.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House news conference and he informed the members of the press that he is going to have to show the Republicans that he, Barack Obama, was elected president of the United States and not the nation's program director.

The president said that the bottom line is that he is going to pretty much do whatever he wants since afterall he is the president.

He pointed out that he knows full well that he is not the king, but that's only because he chooses not to wear a crown like George W. Bush did on occasion when he was on board Air Force One.

President Obama is still butting heads with the NRA and he has said that he has the presidential right to make a presidential directive.

He noted that he has just let it be known that he is seriously thinking about enacting a Presidential Law which will ban the possession of bullets.

The president did want to stress that all law enforcement officers will of course be allowed to carry bullets, since they are what we all refer to as the Good Guys.

SIDENOTE: President Obama conferred with Vice-President Joe Biden, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and George Clooney and they will soon draw up the needed official federal paperwork.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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