Sarah Palin picks Paris Hilton as running mate

Written by matthatt

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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She may be new to the game, but I'll lick her in to shape.

Sarah Palin chose all American good girl, Paris Hilton, little known on the national stage, as her vice-presidential running mate -- a surprise stroke aimed at attracting Hillary Clinton supporters, but which could bolster the campaign's key theme of experience.

"She has a bucket load of experience" Governor Palin told assembled reporters, as they stood open mouthed at the announcement earlier today.

Palin passed over many high-profile, more conventional choices for the job, turning to a woman whose solid conservative positions thrilled the Republicans to their base.

"As we all know" continued the presidential hopeful "You meet a lot of complete dicks on the road to the White House and I have it on good authority that Paris knows how to handle them."

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