Paris Hilton Claims Miley Cyrus Or Lindsay Lohan Hid Cocaine In Her Purse!

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Monday, 30 August 2010


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Arrested for the umpteenth time, Paris Hilton told police that she believed that Miley Cyrus put the stuff in her purse.

"Or it was that Lohan woman. We all got called in for that fake clinic mess and I set my purse down and those two came in. I think I left it on the floor when I had to go the the little girl's shit!"

This time the police say that they are not going to fall for that same old stall and story she has now told in six different flavors.

"It's always the maid or some stranger or somebody and we are not going to dismiss this like it's been done in the past", stated a very stern-looking Sergeant Bilko.

Update: Miley Cyrus thinks that Lindsay Lohan may have placed the stuff in Paris Hilton's purse. Lohan has denied it and claims that she had just came over from the rehab clinic that day.

"Besides, I've served my time on the rock pile and building roadways."

Meanwhile, ten of Hilton's attorneys have called on the police and may have worked out a settlement.

"You mean how much we got?"

"You're fired Bilko!", stated the police captain. "We will not begin making up stories that are completely FALSE and selling them to the tabloids. Oh, you're not fired but on leave for a week, permanently if you talk anymore with the reporters."

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