"Sarah Palin effect" sees female Republican candidates swell

Written by matthatt

Monday, 30 August 2010

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Sarah Palin, the former Republican chick for vice-president, has inspired a wave of other chicks to swell the number of girly candidates running for the party this autumn to record levels.

Every woman from housewives to homemakers to soccer mums to soccer moms and probably some mams but no mems as yet, according to our sources.

A record 140 chicks have competed in Republican primaries for the House of Representatives, double 2008 numbers. These sister really are doing it for them selves, you go girls!

It is believed that it's all down to her homey, down to earth, earthy, maverickness that has brought all these suddenly political babes out of the woodwork and the kitchen.

Either that or they just think well if someone like her can get that far by having all the political skills of an aspidistra but making up for this with a quirky smile and glasses and making sure she had an endless supply of red jackets, then HELL YEA!, I'm running for chick president too!

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