California Gay Couples Say They Want Marriage For One Reason

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Friday, 6 August 2010

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Gay couples in California are cheering their opportunity to once again tie the knot. They say that they are happy for the ability to be married and live as husband and husband (or wife and wife). Their happiness, however, has been tempered by one reason and blessing that all of them seem to agree on.

In a statement that seemed to echo the sentiments of gay couples across the state, Tom and Craig Wyoming of Bart, California said that "it really all boils down to the toilet seat. There is never an arguement about whether or not it goes up or down. In our house, we always leave it down."

Nancy and Butchina Speaker of San Francisco agreed. "We also never have the problem with which way the seat goes. Our only toilet problems come when Nancy tries to prove she has a big set of balls and trys to pee standing up. She pisses all over everything and makes everyone angry, but she's always tended to do that."

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