Argentina goes 'gay' and Maradona hopes to tie the knot with Messi & Co!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 31 July 2010

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Argentina's first gay bachelor to wed and is praying that Maradona's dream comes true!

Despite many protests from the Argentinian Catholic Church (they demanded exclusive rights for being the only 'gays' in Argentina) the government have decided to legalise 'gay' weddings.

As soon as the law was passed a very surprising candidate for 'gay' wedding of the year appeared, Diego Maradona, SI, SI hombre!

He has actually proposed to all of his players in the Argentinian footy team because he fell in love with them during the World Cup.

TV cameras shot Maradona 'snogging' his players along the touchline every time they scored or were substituted and after the matches Diego joined in the communal showers, singing the National Anthem and soaped down the boys backs, ARRIBA!

He fell deeply in love with all of them (especially tiny Leonardo Messi) and now wants to organise a massive 'gay' wedding in Buenos Aires. Diego hopes it will be even more spectacular (and expensive) than Chelsea (not the football team) Clinton's bash!

Messi, now back in training with FC Barcelona admitted Maradona soaped him down tenderly now and then but has vowed to stick to his Catholic beliefs, reject becoming 'gay' and leave it to the priests!

As for Maradona, there is still hope, Sebastian Veron (ageing midfielder) has just come out of his closet and accepted Diego's offer and hopes his team-mates will all follow suit (promises to be quite and 'Argy-Bargy-Gang-Bang').

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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