Southern Californians bare their butts at passing trains "not in a GAY WAY"

Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 11 July 2010

The annual gathering of over 10000 loonies dropping their pants and baring their butts at passing trains continues to grow and shock frigid Southern California.

The major of the town in Laguna Niguel, has attempted to ban the happening (he's a Mormon by the way) but the event grows and grows and more and more people, women and men are clambering for a place along the Amtrak track hoping they can expose their bums to the world.

One dark side of this event is that "gay rights" groups have also attempted to get the event banned as they claim, "bare bums should only be shown in Gay circles and not in general public (spoil sports)."

Local DJ's accompany the event by playing suitable tracks e.g. raunchy versions of Michael Jackson's hit called "Butt It", Prince's "Kiss-My Butt" and Madonna's "La Isla Bum-ita", etc.

As for the Senator of California, Arny Schwarzenigger, he's promised Amtrak next year, if elected, that he will drop his "Lederhosen" bare his Austrian buttocks to the world and prove to everybody what everybody already knows, ex-bodybuilders don't have "balls"!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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