Lesbians & Gay Men Confess

Funny story written by armfeetandtoe

Sunday, 27 June 2010

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Mr. Eric Ponce

The Government Equality Think Tank, announced today, that after spending 500 million pounds of public money, and questioning thousands of people over a one month period, they have discovered that Gay men are Gay, and Lesbian Women are, Lesbian.

Eric Ponce, the leader of the government Think Tank, said that his team had used scientific physicological questioning to get the data they needed.

Asked what some of those questions entailed, Mr Ponce replied; "We went into Lesbian Gay pubs and bars. My team approached people at random and asked them if they were Gay or Lesbian".

Next year, the Think Tank will be finding out if all farmers are named Giles.

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