Obama and Woods - Related?

Written by Gordo Plenty

Monday, 21 December 2009

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Obama chatting with Woods on the phone

Washington, D.C. - President Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods have been seeing a lot of each other lately. Reports of them being seen in a black helicopter was released just last week.

This has led some to wonder if there could be some kind of connection there. One person, who would speak only on condition of anonymity said that they believe that the two could actually be related. Thanks Mitzi Ragnisson for that juicy bit of gossip!

When questioned about the possibility, Michele Obama laughed and stated 'I can't believe that you would take such a thing seriously! Oh, sure, Barry has a teeny weenie and funnily enough, he is spotted down there also, but aside from that, they have nothing in common!'

A search of publicly available medical records for the president show that he does have a mild form of vitiligo universalis, a skin disorder that he shares with Tiger Woods, according to a recent fake news article

The Presidents mother was unavailable for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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