UK press reports blame LSD as Curse of Thatcher smites Hillary

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Thursday, 18 June 2009

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Hillary: toxicology tests show she's still hallucinating about being President

Washington AC/DC - (Arm & Kinga Legg Mess): British media reports have blamed LSD - 'Hillary Clinton Trips And Breaks Elbow!' - as a hex that felled former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher last week struck again.

The US Secretary of State broke her arm in a freak accident similar to Lady Thatcher's, sustained while trying to retrieve her Bernard Madoff ponzi scam checkbook from a government shredding machine.

Clinton, 61, was rushed to hospital where toxicology tests showed no abnormal hallucinatory activity "other than still thinking she'd won the presidential election."

Meanwhile surgeons in London's Royal Freak Hospital are preparing to operate on Thatcher after precautionary anti-rabies jabs began taking effect.

Kinga Legg died in a Paris hotel bloodbath following seizure by French police of £10 million of London-bound cocaine.

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